All Hell Breaks Loose: Elon Musk Tweets He Felt He Was Dying After Booster, Young Cousin Hospitalized With Myocarditis; Scott Adams Says Anti-Vaxxers Were Right, Protests Outside BBC, Fox News VP Dies
It was cryptic, (polite? sarcastic?) of Scott Adams to admit “Anti-vaxxers” were “right,” but none of us are experiencing this like a victory. Being right has never felt more nauseating and never will.…
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Space Force camo just glow-in-the-dark stick on stars
By Bad Lawyer WASHINGTON — The U.S. Space Force introduced its first camouflage uniforms on Friday, which were revealed to be a package of adhesive glow-in-the-dark stars from Amazon. According to officials…
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Sturgeon's Cock Up
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The 6th Annual Fake News Awards
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A Convenient Death
Five days ago, Ghislaine Maxwell, Jeffery Epstein’s “best friend,” told the world, point blank, that she believes Epstein was murdered in prison. We knew this was her theory — obviously it’s been written…
Abortion, Every Day (1.27.23)
In the states… Kansas Republicans really do not care that the citizens of their state are pro-choice. Despite clear polling and the state’s pro-choice ballot measure win, lawmakers are proposing a total…
Falling On My Sword (Begging Parliament to Take Back James Corden)
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The Paul Pelosi Hammer Attack Videos Are Out
The videos and the 911 call from the hammer attack on Paul Pelosi have been released by court order after the Associated Press and other outlets fought prosecutors over access to the video. The body cam…
The Conch Shell Conundrum
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