A Faster No

Jennifer Udden
A semiweekly newsletter about writing, publishing, and the craft and business thereof.
Created 17 Jul 2019
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  • NFT WTF
    22 Oct 2021 • 6 min read
    pilot @pilotviruet horrible side effect of the covid booster....i had to wander around rite aid for ten minutes afterward and spent $[redacted] on dumb shit i absolutely don’t need and barely even wan...
  • Cart, Horse
    15 Oct 2021 • 5 min read
    Elizabeth Hackett @LizHackett My dog heard a cheese package open and breathlessly raced in like he was about to tell me Netherfield Park is let at last. October 7th 2021538 Retweets4,690 Likes warning...
  • Tis the Spooky Season
    09 Oct 2021 • 7 min read
    Matt Wallace @MattFnWallace Pulled a muscle while stretching and basically I quit. Everything. I am just going to sit here and subsist on the moss that eventually begins growing on me. October 6th 202...
  • September Reading
    01 Oct 2021 • 7 min read
    I see there are a bunch of new subscribers! Hello! Welcome to A Faster No, a weekly newsletter on writing, publishing, and craft, with occasional hockey highlights. This week is one of the monthly “Wh...
  • Back to School Special
    30 Sep 2021 • < 1 min read
    For $25 you can get a critique of your query and the first ten pages of your novel, from now through October 5 (my birthday, coincidentally). To take advantage of this limited-time offer: Pay the $25 ...
  • It's Friday I'm in love
    24 Sep 2021 • 3 min read
    warning: flashing gif at the end Before I get into the good stuff (i.e. me talking about how I stopped worrying and learned to love reading again) I want to highlight the Back To School special I’m ru...
  • Editing then vs. now
    21 Sep 2021 • 8 min read
    warning: flashing gif at the end. I’m sure the astute among you have noticed that it it is not Friday or Saturday, the days on which these newsletters have been coming out with, I am proud to say, reg...
  • Having a truly surreal week
    10 Sep 2021 • 3 min read
    warning: flashing gif(s) at the end Spodumene @spodumened That awkward moment when a coworker is all, "I'm a huge nerd" whilst trying to ingratiate themself with you, but in your head you're like, "So...
  • August Reading
    03 Sep 2021 • 6 min read
    Gavia Baker-Whitelaw @Hello_Tailor the butler delivers my morning ao3 printouts on a silver tray alongside my breakfast martini & a single cigarette in a long holder. "madam if you turn to page 6, you...
  • A series of decisions
    20 Aug 2021 • 5 min read
    warning: flashing gif at the end. ℜ𝔢𝔶 @reyydrew οnce i started spending my οwn money i realized my mom was right... we do got food at home August 17th 202162,916 Retweets341,922 Likes This week, on ...
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