The Baby J

Baby Jenna
Dairy-free zillennial with way too many opinions
Created 02 Mar 2021
  • Diamond in the Rough or Whatever
    22 Aug 2021 • 3 min read
    My Body Was on Strike For every 10,000 clovers, one of them is a four-leaf clover. For every 100 vaccinated people, four will have a breakthrough COVID case. Is it luck? Is it unluck? Am I really just...
  • Unwanted Tik-Tok Fame
    30 Jul 2021 • 4 min read
    How Did We Get Here? There is nothing more embarrassing than having a viral moment on social media. Especially when you are a twenty-four-year-old on Tik Tok. How did we get here? What was I thinking?...
  • Big Girls Don't Cry
    08 Jul 2021 • 4 min read
    The Queen of Queens the hype @TheHyyyype interviewer: why do you want this job? me: i'm a job guy. love jobs July 2nd 20213,246 Retweets51,721 Likes I am a corporate girl now, and this corporate girl ...
  • Posting on LinkedIn Is Embarrassing
    05 Jun 2021 • 2 min read
    Eighth Issue: Live From the Car! Happy Friday! After a few awkward couple of weeks, we are back to scheduled programming. I am currently writing this from the car (passenger’s side of course) as I roa...
  • It Feels Like 2010
    17 May 2021 • 3 min read
    Seventh Issue: Are We Traveling Back in Time? Between Nicki re-releasing Beam Me Up Scotty on streaming services and Bennifer being a word we use again, I can’t help but feel like good times are comin...
  • Four Years Being the Apricot Princess
    30 Apr 2021 • 3 min read • 1 0
    Sixth Issue: We’re Doing It! Happy Friday! Can you believe we are already past five issues of The Baby J? I thoroughly enjoy this little corner of the internet. Thank you to all of you who read and in...
  • Exuding Main Character Energy
    23 Apr 2021 • 4 min read • 1 0
    Fourth Issue: Write Letters to Your Future Self 🎶 Promise I won’t cry over spilled milk 🎶 Welcome back to my little corner of the internet. This past year of quarantine and unemployment has really s...
  • Miguel Knows What He's Doing
    02 Apr 2021 • 2 min read
    Third Issue: Back Away! I’m a Delicate Flower It’s amazing to me that there is a One Direction meme for literally everything. Welcome back! How is everyone doing? I am dying on the inside, but it’s a ...
  • Depopping, Leather Fantasies, and Heartbreak
    19 Mar 2021 • 4 min read • 1 0
    Second Issue: What a Sus Title Piers is seeking Universal Credit. @lifeofjam_ One of the best scenes in cinematic history. March 12th 202123,410 Retweets184,977 Likes Happy Friday! Two weeks have gone...
  • The Madness of March
    05 Mar 2021 • 3 min read • 1 0
    First Issue: Feeling Nervous Happy Friday! Happy March! Pat yourself on the back because you made it to March 2021. Personally, I did not think I was going to. Don’t worry, I am not going to mention t...
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