Become the biggest and most hilarious voice in YOUR Jungle
Created 19 Jul 2021
  • How to handle the HOSTILE
    02 Oct 2021 • 3 min read • 4 0
    The NBA season is set to begin, which is weird given I just lost a bunch of US trash coin by betting on Brooklyn like three weeks ago. Anyhow, teams had their media day and the topic turned to the onl...
  • California Recall Speaker Breakdown
    14 Sep 2021 • 5 min read
    I miss Celebrity Deathmatch. It was everything great about America - clay animation characters saying un-PC things and then murdering each other. The fact that it even existed is reason to smile. Mill...
  • Pausing for Power
    10 Sep 2021 • 3 min read • 2 0
    Popping collars was a fashion trend I partook in for a period of time. As many a white guy did, I popped my collar and listened to rap music. It was a way of standing out among a crowd of other white ...
  • The Garage Sale Affair
    31 Aug 2021 • 3 min read • 1 0
    One of my favorite movies is The Thomas Crown Affair. I love everything about it – the plot, the soundtrack, Rene Russo’s giant jams. Something new jumps at me every time I watch the movie. Peak Pierc...
  • Speaking with ENERGY
    23 Aug 2021 • 1 min read • 2 0
    “The guy…you know…he talks like he’s awake..” Speaking with energy is the most important lesson I learned over two plus decades of public speaking. There’s no getting around sounding like you give a f...
  • The perfect joke in 23 words
    16 Aug 2021 • 2 min read • 2 0
    (No, not the above, although recent events make it slightly more comical) I came across the perfect joke. It first had me laughing to myself, then quickly realizing the depth of its brilliance. Twenty...
  • Vocal Variety 101
    09 Aug 2021 • 1 min read
    Bueller? Bueller? Bueller? An iconic scene by an iconic man. You can feel the eighties coming through the screen. The gum chewing, the somewhat attractive but covered up woman, and Ben Stein. Before h...
  • Beating the Sunday Scaries
    02 Aug 2021 • 4 min read • 1 0
    I used to waste time with my Sunday Scaries. You all have heard of them or have them currently. Obviously rich ANONS like @bowtiedbull probably do not because he/they (can one person travel through ti...
  • Become the biggest voice in the Jungle
    19 Jul 2021 • < 1 min read
    Welcome to BowTiedKong by me, BowTiedKong. Use comedy and public speaking tips & tricks to become King of your speaking jungle. Plant medicine helps too. Sign up now so you ...
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