the creep zone

Alex Borkowski
If you're a real creep, call Borko at 555-6709 after midnight.
Created 03 Dec 2020
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  • March 11th, 2021
    11 Mar 2021 • 9 min read • 1 0
    I took last week off to get stuff done and then didn’t get as much stuff done as I wanted to because I lapsed into a Dutch Fugue and that’s just how life is now so I missed the little imbroglio that G...
  • February 25th, 2021
    26 Feb 2021 • 7 min read
    Sometimes I think I’m doing pretty all right with this whole ‘year into a pandemic’ thing but then I realize when I try to remember what I got done during the day I start reciting the Oscar Isaac mono...
  • February 22nd, 2021
    22 Feb 2021 • 8 min read
    I think I have created a perpetual motion machine in the form of an exercise bike that’s currently being shipped back and forth between Troutdale, Oregon and Niles, Illinois. Due to a humorous clerica...
  • February 12th, 2021
    12 Feb 2021 • 5 min read
    I think the prevalence of developing new and theoretical guys to get mad at online can be traced directly back to the tacit understanding by many of us that the Internet is now a place you log onto an...
  • February 3rd, 2021
    03 Feb 2021 • 7 min read
    I know everyone is dying to hear what I think about the GameStop stocks fiasco and the fact that old Shit Shorts Joe has already conspired to give us only $1400 of pandemic relief but the sad truth of...
  • January 27th, 2021
    27 Jan 2021 • 6 min read
    GodDAMN but I wish I could go back to having the brain of someone who was still concerned that my perception of reality could be warped by media to turn me into a freak. I am dying to return to the ba...
  • January 20th, 2021
    20 Jan 2021 • 6 min read
    If all goes according to plan when this is published, old Diamond Joe is currently doddering towards the Oval Office with what’s left of his brain leaking out of his ears, leaving all us still tacitly...
  • If you're a real creep, call Borko at 555-6709 after midnight.
    03 Dec 2020 • < 1 min read
    Welcome to the creep zone. I was going to name this newsletter The Gutter because I wanted to write about comics and one of the instructors at my summer session at CCS said a lot can happen there and ...
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