CJ Hopkins

CJ Hopkins
Political satire and commentary
Created 26 Feb 2021
  • The Last Days of the Covidian Cult
    18 Jan 2022 • 5 min read • 380 299
    This isn’t going to be pretty, folks. The downfall of a death cult rarely is. There is going to be wailing and gnashing of teeth, incoherent fanatical jabbering, mass deleting of embarrassing tweets. ...
  • Variant Correction
    12 Jan 2022 • 16 min read • 34 19
    And now for something completely different … well, all right, not completely different, but it’s not one of my Consent Factory columns. I’m down with a nasty winter bug at the moment and don’t have th...
  • The Year of the New Normal Fascist
    16 Dec 2021 • 5 min read • 192 154
    And so, as 2021 goose-steps toward its fanatical finish, it is time for my traditional year-end wrap-up. It’s “The Year of the Ox” in the Chinese zodiac, but I’m christening it “The Year of the New No...
  • Talking "Conspiracy Theorist" Heads
    07 Dec 2021 • 2 min read • 84 64
    So, I’ve been doing interviews. A lot of interviews … probably too many interviews. I’m not going to go on and on about them. I’m just going to put a few of them in this post in case you are not total...
  • Seasons Greetings from New Normal Germany!
    30 Nov 2021 • 4 min read • 159 164
    So, I had a little disagreement with Jillian C. York, Director for International Freedom of Expression of the Electronic Frontier Foundation in Berlin and several of her many hacker-type Twitter follo...
  • Pathologized Totalitarianism 101
    22 Nov 2021 • 8 min read • 152 199
    So, GloboCap has crossed the Rubicon. The final phase of its transformation of society into a pathologized-totalitarian dystopia, where mandatory genetic-therapy injections and digital compliance pape...
  • News from CJ Hopkins & Consent Factory
    12 Nov 2021 • 3 min read • 92 38
    So, here we go. It’s Winter Number 3 of the Neverending Apocalyptic Virus Saga! Yes, that apocalyptic virus, the virus that causes mild-to-moderate symptoms, or, quite often, no symptoms whatsoever, i...
  • (New Normal) Winter is Coming
    31 Oct 2021 • 5 min read • 152 99
    Winter is coming … and you know what that means. That’s right, it’s nearly time once again for the global-capitalist ruling classes to whip the New Normal masses into a state of mindless mass hysteria...
  • The Great New Normal Purge
    12 Oct 2021 • 4 min read • 129 64
    So, the Great New Normal Purge has begun … right on cue, right by the numbers. As we “paranoid conspiracy theorists” have been warning would happen for the past 18 months, people who refuse to convert...
  • News from CJ Hopkins & Consent Factory
    19 Sep 2021 • 3 min read • 55 25
    So, summer is over in Berlin. The leaves are changing, the temperature is dropping, and the pseudo-medical social-segregation system is ramping back up. Yes, while it was warm out, we, “the Unvaccinat...
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