CJ Laity Uncensored

CJ Laity
How you gonna shut me up?
Created 21 Sep 2021
    03 Oct 2021 • 1 min read
    COL. PFIZER: Mr. Smith, are you aware of the nickname the people of Woke America have given me? SMITH: I’m aware. COL. PFIZER: What are you aware of? SMITH: That they call you “Antiva Hunter.” COL. PF...
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    01 Oct 2021 • 11 min read
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    01 Oct 2021 • 13 min read
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    30 Sep 2021 • 1 min read
    After I got my second jab I felt funny. I felt stiff at the joints and my fingertips had needles and pins for about a day but that’s not what I mean by funny. Those things subsided but there was somet...
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    29 Sep 2021 • 1 min read
    The BMW and the Lexus collided on the corner of Biden and Obama, sending a shrapnel fragment zipping into Susie Lee’s gut. She keeled over and fell to the sidewalk. After a moment recovering from the ...
  • Farewell, My Liberals
    28 Sep 2021 • < 1 min read
    I have always been an independent I have leaned toward the left as things went But enough is enough I will no longer participate in their funny stuff What the fuck happened to my liberal friends They ...
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    27 Sep 2021 • 1 min read
    They got the jab tent set up in the empty lot next to the Piggly Wiggly. It’s part of the governor’s incentive program that pays a $50 gift card when you get jabbed there. This will be Angie’s seventh...
    25 Sep 2021 • 1 min read
    I have a St. Fauci medal that I wear around my neck. I have two Dr. Fauci tattoos, one on the inside of each leg pointing upward to where my penis used to be. Let’s just say Fauci’s face is on my box ...
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    25 Sep 2021 • < 1 min read
    Kamala’s rubber mask is melting because of the studio lights in her penthouse suite at 666 5th Avenue. She’s pretending that she’s in some broom closet off to the side of the set of The View. Whoopee ...
    24 Sep 2021 • < 1 min read
    Last night I woke up because someone was poking me on the shoulder with a skeletal fist. It was Biden. He wanted to give me the jab. He was holding his needle upright spurting milky mRNA juice into th...
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