Cory Gunkel

Cory Gunkel
Cory Gunkel
Created 10 Apr 2019
  • College Football Dive Bar Special: Week 4
    24 Sep 2021 • 2 min read
    This is the perfect week to read this newsletter. There aren’t many matchups this week that pop off the schedule, and if you have other plans like a second family to secretly tend to, Week 4 is the ti...
  • Let's Taunt the NFL Over Its Stupidty
    22 Sep 2021 • 3 min read
    Like all bad decisions, the NFL’s new heightened emphasis on taunting penalties was conceived by a group of unelected bureaucrats hand-picked by a befuddled puppet governor to solve a problem that doe...
  • College Football Dive Bar Special: Week 3
    17 Sep 2021 • 3 min read
    If you’re a casual college football fan or a diehard observer, chances are you already know what games you’ll be watching this weekend. Auburn travels to Happy Valley to take on a surging Penn State i...
  • College Football Dive Bar Special: Week 2
    10 Sep 2021 • 2 min read
    The inaugural version of the College Football Dive Bar Special went over extremely well, if you only counted the main attraction and ignored everything else I said. Time for a redemption arc. We love ...
  • How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the (Deep) Bomb
    10 Sep 2021 • 3 min read
    Watching the New Orleans Saints every week after The No-Call was like slowly suffocating inside a room with the world’s tiniest gas leak. Most days you couldn’t even comprehend that the end was coming...
  • College Football Dive Bar Special: Week 1
    02 Sep 2021 • 5 min read
    What do you do when you’re traveling to a new city for the first time? If you’re like most people, you fire up your cracked iPhone two days before leaving and start Googling restaurants, combing the f...
  • The Ouroboros
    19 Aug 2021 • 4 min read
    There are two college footballs. I guess that’s always been the case, really, since this sport was mangled and molded into one of the most popular pyramid schemes of a country that perfected them. It’...
  • Stinger Pierces Stereotypes as One of World's First African American Bull Owners
    21 Jul 2021 • 3 min read
    Fanchon Stinger has always been drawn to the meritocracy of bull riding. Once you step into an arena with a 2-ton animal hellbent on tossing you into oblivion, things like who you are and where you’re...
  • LEAKED: Excerpt from Stugotz's Personal Record Book
    01 Apr 2021 • 3 min read
    As Dan Le Batard and Jon “Stugotz” Weiner steer their self-described pirate ship along the open ocean after leaving ESPN earlier in the year, details have slowly emerged about the duo’s next moves. Fo...
  • The NFL's 17-Game Schedule Is A Disaster
    31 Mar 2021 • 3 min read
    The NFL did it again. In the midst of an exciting NCAA Tournament dripping with upsets, an NBA season sprinting into full swing, and the coming crack of MLB’s bat, professional football took center st...
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