Dad Talk

Joe Loncarich
A first-time Dad giving a humorous but real look at what parenting actually entails. I will always write to try to make myself look as stupid as possible, because nobody knows what they're doing with this whole raising children thing.
Created 01 Jul 2020
  • My Wife Is Way Tougher Than Me
    16 Dec 2021 • 2 min read • 1 0
    As a man, I feel it is my job to be somewhat tough. It is manly to be tough, and I feel it’s probably good to be somewhat manly. As I’ve spoken about before, I’ve fell short of this goal in numerous o...
  • It Would Be Easy To Arrange A Toddler Marriage
    14 Dec 2021 • 2 min read
    Toddlers are an enigma. Sometimes when he is tired, he will just want to cuddle up and have a book read, while other times, he will literally start sprinting around and become an agent of pure chaos. ...
  • I Never Learned How To Take Medicine
    09 Dec 2021 • 3 min read • 1 0
    As has been noted on this site numerous times, I am a stupid person. Sure, I have moments of intelligence, but deep down, I know that I’m a dumbass, and I’m comfortable with that. I’m married, got a k...
  • When Will I Stop Spying On My Child?
    07 Dec 2021 • 2 min read
    It’s understood that parents spy on babies. They are these helpless creatures that need someone to keep a watchful eye over them to make sure that they do not run into any dangers. I’m sure that if a ...
  • Apparently Dirt Does Hurt
    02 Dec 2021 • 3 min read
    As a parent, I’m a big believer that dirt doesn’t hurt. It’s good for kids to get dirty, get exposed to germs, and just wash them off when it’s all said and done. Dirt doesn’t hurt; it’s good for a ki...
  • My Child Climbed Out Of His Crib
    30 Nov 2021 • 4 min read
    According to my sources (this is what my wife told me), there isn’t a concrete plan on when to best remove a child from their crib into a normal bed. A lot of people make the transition when they have...
  • Dad Fitness: Portion Control Issues
    23 Nov 2021 • 2 min read • 1 0
    My portion control is going to shit. It’s something that I have prided myself on as it is one simple thing that makes a huge difference in staying in shape. But as much as I pride myself on staying in...
  • I May Have Given My Son Too Much Freedom
    18 Nov 2021 • 2 min read • 1 0
    Parenting is a trial and error process. You try something out which seems to make logical sense, find out that it has unintended consequences, and then work on something new to try to figure out somet...
  • Please Stop Talking To Me About Covid
    16 Nov 2021 • 2 min read • 1 0
    I’m fairly responsible when it comes to Covid. Are there people taking more precautions than me? Definitely, but I feel like I am further than the majority of the population. I wear a mask anytime I g...
  • No Child Is Perfect
    11 Nov 2021 • 3 min read • 1 0
    Anytime there is an issue in my life, I want to hide it from the world. I talk to my wife about it, and usually no one else. This is partially due to embarrassment, but it’s also a combination of bein...
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