Inside "The Green Ones"

David Mark Brown
The thrilling, telekinetic dystopia of DMB.
Created 01 Apr 2020
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  • DMB Digest: Insert Fall Harvest Platitude
    01 Oct 2021 • 3 min read • 2 0
    My house currently smells like a pizza joint, and I love it. It’s a perfect blend of yeasty, bubbling grape must and salsa canning. The wife is converting the last fruits of our garden into mild salsa...
  • DMB Digest: The Cautionary Tale of Frenchy Bob
    24 Sep 2021 • 3 min read • 1 0
    When the inevitable environmental meltdown comes, and it will, one apex creature will remain upon the face of the earth. It isn’t humans. It’s not a bear, a wolf, or the hippopotamus (pronounced hippo...
  • DMB Digest: Just a Little Sugar
    17 Sep 2021 • 4 min read • 1 0
    There are three things I wish I would have learned much earlier in life. While my parents managed to pound a few vital truths into my thick skull during my youth, (like finish your work before you pla...
  • DMB Digest: Yard Couch
    10 Sep 2021 • 3 min read • 1 0
    I have a couch in my front yard. Not a fancy aluminum-framed, patio couch mind you. Just the old, brown couch that has spent the last fifteen years in our living room. Now it’s in the front yard. The ...
  • DMB Digest: Top 10 Stupid Things I Survived, #1
    03 Sep 2021 • 3 min read • 1 0
    [Follow these links to catch up with the #10 stupid thing, #9 stupid thing, #8 stupid thing, #7 stupid thing, #6 stupid thing, #5 stupid thing, #4 stupid thing, #3 stupid thing, and #2 stupid thing I ...
  • DMB Digest: Top 10 Stupid Things I Survived, #2
    27 Aug 2021 • 5 min read
    [Follow these links to catch up with the #10 stupid thing, #9 stupid thing, #8 stupid thing, #7 stupid thing, #6 stupid thing, #5 stupid thing, #4 stupid thing, and #3 stupid thing I survived growing ...
  • DMB Digest: Top 10 Stupid Things I Survived, #3
    20 Aug 2021 • 4 min read • 1 0
    [Follow these links to catch up with the #10 stupid thing, #9 stupid thing, #8 stupid thing, #7 stupid thing, #6 stupid thing, #5 stupid thing, and #4 stupid thing I survived growing up in Texas.] By ...
  • DMB Digest: Top 10 Stupid Things I Survived, #4
    13 Aug 2021 • 3 min read
    [Follow these links to catch up with the #10 stupid thing, #9 stupid thing, #8 stupid thing, #7 stupid thing, #6 stupid thing, and #5 stupid thing I survived growing up in Texas.] If you’ve been keepi...
  • DMB Digest: Top 10 Stupid Things I Survived, #5
    06 Aug 2021 • 3 min read • 1 0
    [Follow these links to catch up with the #10 stupid thing, #9 stupid thing, #8 stupid thing, #7 stupid thing, and #6 stupid thing I survived growing up in Texas.] Is anything better than being a teen ...
  • DMB Digest: Top 10 Stupid Things I Survived, #6
    30 Jul 2021 • 4 min read
    [Follow these links to catch up with the #10 stupid thing, #9 stupid thing, #8 stupid thing, and #7 stupid thing I survived growing up in Texas.] What is it about the word “Anarchy” that appeals so th...
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