Delicious Tacos

Delicious Tacos
Avant-Garde Birdwatching
Created 12 Apr 2021
  • You Should Message Me If Part 4
    08 Apr 2022
    From Savage Spear of the Unicorn Image: I need a girl who’s a total loser but not bad looking. Who some other guy hasn’t got to first. I need a girl who has no job no car no place...
  • Bonus Post- Thirst Is Like the Sun
    06 Apr 2022 2 0
    She was living in Manila. About 35. Filipino American working with NGOs. Giving villagers microcredit for sustainable mango farms. Running with high society expats in Makati she met an American author...
  • You Will Have Nothing That You Want
    05 Apr 2022 1 1
    From Savage Spear of the Unicorn image: Twitter user @jtimberlake Thirsty but not thirsty enough to fuck girls ugly enough to fuck me. Supposed to write today. Won’t happen. I have ideas in the shower...
  • Slice of Life
    02 Apr 2022 4 0
    From Savage Spear of the Unicorn The toilet clogged this morning. When the landlady fixed my shower she also put some giant volume of something– concrete maybe– in the tank. So water isn’t being used ...
  • Bloop Bloop Bloop
    31 Mar 2022 19 3
    If you end up like me it’s not so bad. But I failed. I tried hard to meet and marry a woman for 30 years. I couldn’t do it. I can’t like them and have them like me at the same time, without it blowing...
  • Therapy is Working
    30 Mar 2022
    From Savage Spear of the Unicorn How about some positivity. Therapy’s working. Two sessions, we got to blaming my parents. I have homework, to think about how my parents fucked me up. This morning I c...
  • Pussy is the Only Thing
    27 Mar 2022 5 0
    From Savage Spear of the Unicorn As I was washing shit off my dick with the citrus almond hand soap I tried to feel bad. I couldn’t. I tried to be afraid of HIV; scrutinized my shiny white shaft under...
  • Destroy the Earth
    24 Mar 2022 7 0
    From Savage Spear of the Unicorn If my sister reads your post she’ll try to get you fired, she says. Even with the fake name. She gets vengeful about this sort of thing. Well what can you do. What I s...
  • Bonus Post- Vacation Anxiety
    21 Mar 2022 3 0
    image: Trying an experiment where I post new unpolished stuff on Substack. This is a diary entry with no editing. ** The vacation will be a disaster. Beds rock hard, the air mattress ...
  • Women Recently
    21 Mar 2022 1 0
    From Savage Spear of the Unicorn Now I’m thinking about her while she’s not thinking about me. Has not ever thought about me. She’s thinking about video shoots that guys from bands invited her to, whi...
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