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Dick Johnson
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Created 07 Aug 2021
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  • Professor Bruce
    04 Oct 2021 • 2 min read • 3 1
    Yesterday, I woke up at 9 a.m. and drank a cup of coffee. Then I read the headlines on my smartphone while enjoying a bathroom break. A white professor working at a Korean University wrote an op-ed on...
  • American Horror Story
    03 Oct 2021 • 2 min read • 4 8
    Yesterday, I had a strange dream. I was sitting in a room with the Beatles. They were young again. However, for some strange reason, Ringo was pissed. The drummer kept giving me the stink eye. Suddenl...
  • Women
    02 Oct 2021 • 2 min read • 2 9
    Yesterday, I woke up at 6 a.m. and drank a cup of freshly brewed coffee. Then I read the headlines on my smartphone while evacuating my bowels. Ninety-three percent of the new COVID cases in South Kor...
  • Smelly Johnson
    01 Oct 2021 • 2 min read • 3 9
    Yesterday, I woke up at 6 a.m. and drank a cup of freshly brewed coffee. Then I read the headlines on my smartphone while evacuating my bowels. There’s a new Korean drama featured on Netflix. It’s cal...
  • Family Visit
    30 Sep 2021 • 2 min read • 3 6
    Yesterday, I woke up at 6 a.m. and drank a cup of freshly brewed coffee. Then I read the headlines on my smartphone while enjoying a bathroom break. The Korean government is worried about the high inf...
  • Mark Milley
    29 Sep 2021 • 2 min read • 4 8
    Yesterday, I woke up at 6 a.m. and drank a cup of freshly brewed coffee. Then I read the headlines on my smartphone while evacuating my bowels. Forty-two percent of Koreans in their 30s remain unmarri...
  • Dog Soup
    28 Sep 2021 • 2 min read • 4 14
    Yesterday, I woke up at 6 a.m. and drank a cup of freshly brewed coffee. Then I read the headlines on my smartphone while evacuating my bowels. President Moon thinks it’s time for Korea to officially ...
  • Politics
    27 Sep 2021 • 2 min read • 4 10
    Last night, I had a strange political dream. I was driving down a dirt road in Texas on the way to meet the first George Bush. I wanted to get his opinion on the rising prices in Korea. I parked my ca...
  • Racism
    26 Sep 2021 • 2 min read • 3 6
    Yesterday, I woke up at 3 a.m. and surfed porn on the internet. One of the films I viewed featured an actress named Jill Kelly. Ms. Kelly is a beautiful blue-eyed blonde with a wonderful body. Further...
  • Urine and Feces
    25 Sep 2021 • 2 min read • 2 9
    Yesterday, I woke up at 6 a.m. and drank a cup of freshly brewed coffee. Then I read the headlines on my smartphone while evacuating my bowels. A foreigner living in Seoul went to an animal shelter to...
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