Grandma Donut's Republican Kitchen

Donna S. Cohen, RN
A Reformed Liberal takes an unWoke Journey. Riders wanted.
Created 05 Jun 2021
  • Guns Should be Banned
    16 Jan 2022 • 7 min read
    I have no recognition of where I found this meme. Perhaps, one of my Liberty-loving Puerto Rican friends attached it to an email or texted it to me. What if this was an old-fashioned cordless hole pun...
  • Oye Muchachas! How and Why does Kimberly Guilfoyle always get the best man?
    14 Jan 2022 • 2 min read
    Well, if I am going to have a man at all, may as well snare a rich one. This is my reasoning: If you have to put up with these Martians, get some really groovy perks. You know, the shoes, clothes, jew...
  • So Happy that Build Back Bolshevik is Over
    13 Jan 2022 • 4 min read
    Take a look at our options. Here we are, stuck in a 33 RMP single in a nation that is playing a paid and ultra hip version of Spotify. Even the boobtube has sprinted forward. Unlike when I was sprouti...
  • Yes, I Did The 1960's with Gusto, Some Valuable Lessons Learned That Can Be Repeated
    12 Jan 2022 • 5 min read
    The Protests of the 1960s gave birth to womens’ and black rights. Not everything about the 1960s was bad. The music was revolutionary and I do miss the good protests. The last real protest I went to w...
  • Dear Lefties: You're Fired!
    09 Jan 2022 • 3 min read • 1 0
    I really cannot wait for the looks on the faces of Jack Dorsey and Mark Zuckerberg when they realize that half of our fractured nation has deserted them. Recently, I got a stark warning from Mr. Dorse...
  • Have Omicron? I want some of that!
    31 Dec 2021 • 7 min read • 1 0
    Every Single Common Cold Looks Like…..a Coronavirus. If it walks like a duck and quakes like a duck it is a duck. Some 2000 viruses that visit us with the sniffles are…coronaviruses. Hope it comes in ...
  • The War On Doctors Must Stop
    29 Dec 2021 • 6 min read
    Many doctors these days have felt the heavy lash of the DEA. For those of you who are not drug traffickers, that is the Drug Enforcement Agency. This is supposed to protect patients who are on opiate-...
  • Liposuction Would Be Easier Without the Corset From Hell
    25 Dec 2021 • 2 min read
    One wonders what your average Southern Belle went through with corsets before the civil war. Once long ago, our family went to a reenactment at Gettysburg, and I bought the hoop skirts, which were ver...
  • Liposuction is Pure Magic
    14 Dec 2021 • 5 min read
    It will rain today—must find my rain shovel. We live on a speck of sand between the Atlantic ocean and Caribbean oceans called Puerto Rico. Why Puerto Rico? I am constantly asked about this, and my an...
  • Today Is Pearl Harbor Day
    07 Dec 2021 • 2 min read
    M above: Meet the New Boss, Same as the Old Boss! (Could be lyrics!) I remember my mother decades ago decrying Japanese-made goods. “Why can’t they make them in America?” she lamented. Of course, that...
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