Ask E. Jean

E. Jean Carroll
Tormented? Driven Witless? Whipsawed by Confusion? Ask E. Jean is the longest, currently-running advice column in American publishing.
Created 28 Mar 2021
  • It's Alive! And Coming for You in '22
    15 Oct 2021 • 5 min read • 17 95
    Hail, darlings! Before I sued Donald Trump, and got fired from Elle, the Ask E. Jean advice column solved five or six problems a month in the magazine. Now, just for the Queenhell fun of it, we’re sol...
  • The Big Oh!
    09 Oct 2021 • 8 min read • 12 161
    Dear E. Jean: I have read enough of your columns now and the fab Conflab's accompanying advice to know that good men are out there and they often come when you are not necessarily looking or searching...
  • Cheating Vs. Screwing
    06 Oct 2021 • 7 min read • 18 183
    Once Upon a Time . . . ...there was a TV show called Ask E. Jean. It was a daily frolic that Entertainment Weekly called “America’s Answering Machine.” Every afternoon at 4pm, dear Reader, you could t...
  • There Will Be Cocktails!
    02 Oct 2021 • < 1 min read • 8 0
    Tomorrow! Saturday! October 2nd! 4:30 EST Ask E. Jean Subscribers Will Receive the Zoom Invite Saturday at Noon! Subscribe now
  • You're Only Old Once!
    29 Sep 2021 • 4 min read • 13 82
    And now a question which will quickly become an OLD Ask E. Jean Classic: Dear E. Jean: I’m a woman on the wrong side of fifty-five who has just embarked upon an advanced degree. When I graduate, I wil...
  • They're Coming for You
    25 Sep 2021 • 5 min read • 19 84
    An Ask E. Jean Classic Dear E. Jean: I'm twenty-nine, I just finished NYU law school and moved to California to take a tax program. l've invested a lot of time and money (more than $220,000) in pursui...
  • Monica! Please Forgive us!
    22 Sep 2021 • 8 min read • 13 92
    E. Jean Carroll: Dan! Look what I just found! Dan Savage: OMG. Where did you find that?!? E. Jean Carroll: It was in an old manila folder. Dan Savage: We sure flipped the table over, didn’t we? E. Jea...
  • My Perfect Man Is Driving Me Nuts
    18 Sep 2021 • 7 min read • 12 177
    Boy! Is this ever an Ask E. Jean Classic! Dearest E, My dilemma is rather absurd and may have some readers wanting to punch me in the face; but I can’t help but ask: Am I crazy for having it all, and ...
  • In Gay We Trust
    14 Sep 2021 • 6 min read • 15 96
    An Ask E. Jean Classic Dear E. Jean: I'm a 24-year-old grad student with absolutely no relationship experience. Living in a highly conservative (think "Fox News is too liberal” and Robert E. Lee photo...
  • Talk Dirty To Me
    11 Sep 2021 • 6 min read • 15 146
    An Ask E. Jean Classic Dear E. Jean: My husband is a slob! I've been married for three years and everything was fine until a few months ago. When I met him, he was a clean guy, taking showers every da...
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