Melissa Lozada-Oliva
The books I read & everything I did while trying to read them.
Created 12 Jul 2020
  • What the fuck did I read
    21 Sep 2021 • 10 min read • 3 0
    DISTRACTIONS - Reading has SUCKED the last month and a half! Could not do it, absolutely hated it, my attention span was shit, just complete basura. -The last half of the summer was about trying to en...
  • Wurt I Rurd Thurs -Wurk-
    12 Aug 2021 • 7 min read • 3 0
    DISTRACTIONS -My little sister got COVID and I’ve spent the last week getting tested every other day. The thing is, the vaccines do work & her breakthrough infection was actually very rare & most like...
  • Vot I rread zis veek
    13 Jul 2021 • < 1 min read • 2 1
    DISTRACTIONS: -I know that the only thing that will stop me from going out & enjoying myself is if I get a breakthrough case of COVID. -I am hungover for the third day in a row. One time somebody was ...
  • Wot Oye Red Dis Week
    02 Jul 2021 • < 1 min read • 1 0
    DISTRACTIONS: -My ex is currently moving out & my cat took a vengeful shit on the staircase. -I tried to grow out my nails but felt worried that I would injure myself in the middle of the night. -I we...
  • "what?" "i?" "read?" "this?" "week?"
    22 Jun 2021 • 9 min read • 3 0
    DISTRACTIONS I broke up with my boyfriend of 3 years and it was as chaotic and dramatic as one could have ever hoped. Because of the onset stress from breakup and new whoredom, I had a UTI and a half ...
  • What I reee this woo woo
    03 May 2021 • 3 min read • 4 0
    DISTRACTIONS -At the dentist the hygenist asked me what I would do if I wasn’t a writer & I said maybe work at a plant store? She was like, “What about a Flight Attendant?” -The last few weeks have be...
  • What I "read" this weewee
    04 Apr 2021 • 6 min read • 6 0
    Beautiful Distractions -I am working on something that might come to fruition but I hate sharing what I’m doing because of superstition & also I am afraid of being earnest online but I am excited abou...
  • What I "read" this "week"
    21 Mar 2021 • 8 min read • 4 0
    Distractions as It Was Finally Nice Out I am excited for the days where all I eat in one day is three slices of pizza & seven million beers & having an EVENT to go to & getting all cute but then reali...
  • What I "Read" this week
    10 Mar 2021 • 9 min read • 5 0
    DISTRACTIONS as OCD The main distraction for reading over the last two weeks was a weird OCD spiral that kept me from sleeping. I felt itchy: mentally & physically. It’s the worst feeling. You just wa...
  • What I "Read This Week"
    23 Feb 2021 • 6 min read • 5 0
    DISTRACTIONS as It was Your Period for $2000 -Why are my boobs so huge and sore??????? - Why did I watch Tik Toks of that baby whose whole thing is that she’s really chubby and why does it make me wan...
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