Consume-her Reports

Emily Gilbert
Things I recommend, and maybe some I don't
Created 16 Oct 2020
  • Jessica Chastain, Survivor, and Sex Education.
    25 Sep 2021 • 8 min read
    Hello hello! It is the time of year where I live in denial of the weather and start wearing sweaters despite it still being 80 degrees outside. I am nothing if not persistent. Here’s a recap of my wee...
  • LuLaRich, Supergoop, and Elizabeth Holmes.
    18 Sep 2021 • 5 min read
    Hello hello! There is so much good television coming out in the next month, I am honestly overwhelmed. No one talk to me, I am BUSY. Here’s a recap of my week: Things I Read Books I am currently in th...
  • The Heart Principle, Only Murders in the Building, and The Other Two.
    11 Sep 2021 • 5 min read
    Hello hello! Once again, thinking about Bennifer. Here’s a recap of my week: Things I Read Books This Office of Historical Corrections by Danielle Evans: This was incredible. You know when you read a ...
  • A comprehensive guide to: (mostly contemporary) Romance Novels.
    11 Sep 2021 • 9 min read
    Romance is the biggest sector of the publishing industry, but I think romance novels have a less than positive reputation. There are a few reasons for that: People don’t actually know what this genre ...
  • The Ex Talk, Pen15, and Nine Perfect Strangers.
    04 Sep 2021 • 7 min read
    Hello hello! Wow, what a bad week. Everything is terrible! I hope you are all safe from terrible weather and the pandemic and have access to any and all types of healthcare you may need. Here’s a reca...
  • I wrote about abortion.
    04 Sep 2021 • 3 min read • 1 1
    What the Supreme Court did this week is so upsetting, and probably one of the most consequential SCOTUS decisions of my lifetime. They essentially gutted Roe v Wade without even hearing argument in th...
  • Grace and Frankie, The Chair, and CODA.
    28 Aug 2021 • 6 min read
    Hello hello! I’m back! Did you miss me last week? Did you even notice I was gone? I went on a trip, and I sat down to write this last week and just really had nothing to talk about, so I didn’t write ...
  • Jake Lacy, Zendaya, and FBoy Island.
    14 Aug 2021 • 4 min read
    Hello Hello! I am leaving for another trip today, squeezing one more in before I start school at the end of the month. I am currently writing this instead of packing, congrats to me. Here’s a recap of...
  • Phoebe Waller-Bridge, Resort to Love, and Billie Eilish.
    07 Aug 2021 • 8 min read
    Hello hello! Happy August! Cut to me panicking about school starting again. Here’s a recap of my week: Things I Read Books After flying through so many books at the beach, I’ve hardly picked up a book...
  • A bunch of books, the Olympics, and Lady Gaga.
    31 Jul 2021 • 8 min read
    Hello hello! I’m back! I have a lot to say so I will shut up and get to it. Here’s a recap of the last two weeks: Things I Read Books I finished 7 books while I was at the beach! This is a record. The...
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