I <3 Mess

Emily Kirkpatrick
It takes a lot of money to look this cheap.
Created 13 Jan 2020
  • Demi Lovato phone home
    01 Oct 2021 • 7 min read • 1 0
    Welcome to spooky season, Mess lovers both near and far! This week, I continued my deep dive into belated adulthood by engaging in an activity built to remind me that the days are fleeting and I am gr...
  • John Waters says bad taste is dead
    24 Sep 2021 • 8 min read • 3 0
    Welcome back, Messketeers! I’m substantially better rested than last time we spoke, so I’m hopeful I’ll also have some far less inflammatory things to say about your favs. But no promises. With this n...
  • Do you really think Larry and Timothée get along?
    17 Sep 2021 • 6 min read • 2 0
    Greetings from the other side of me vanquishing the NYFW-VMAs-Met Gala hydra! This week felt like one endless red carpet and I’ve written enough blurbs about great gowns, beautiful gowns to last me a ...
    15 Sep 2021 • < 1 min read • 2 1
    Oh my god. Hello, you beautiful, monied subscribers and welcome to the first inaugural Mess Gala! I am absolutely delirious. I’m not sure why exactly the fortitude of every fashion person in the world...
  • I've been aggregated.
    10 Sep 2021 • 8 min read • 4 0
    Well, well, well. Welcome to the combo platter hell gauntlet that is NYFW leading straight into the VMAs followed by an America-themed Met Gala chaser for absolutely no reason whatsoever. The Hollywoo...
  • Jay Z is wearing a wig and I will not be convinced otherwise
    03 Sep 2021 • 9 min read • 1 0
    Off-season greetings, Messketeers. It’s my final few days here in rural Maine and, just like everywhere else up and down the Eastern Seaboard, the weather has been absolute trash. Although, thankfully...
  • I would very much like to be excluded from the "touch grass" narrative
    27 Aug 2021 • 5 min read • 1 0
    Greetings from Vacationland! That’s right, I am currently writing to you from the wilds of Maine where I’ve been staying with my extended family in a rustic cabin that reeks of mildew, has knick-knack...
  • Meet me in Mark Zuckerberg's VR Montauk
    20 Aug 2021 • 7 min read • 3 0
    Well, after some much-needed time off….your master of Mess ceremonies has returned! Not only that, but I’m currently writing to you from the very place where this extended bad joke of a newsletter beg...
  • In loving memory of a little cow
    13 Aug 2021 • 1 min read • 2 0
    Hey there. Those who follow me on social media already know the sad news that my cat Dora died this week. She was pretty old and had some health issues, so I had a feeling this moment was coming. But ...
  • Matt Damon voluntarily self-cancelling is a thing of beauty
    06 Aug 2021 • 6 min read • 3 0
    Are yooou ready to rummmbbblllleee! After a much needed vacation, the head honcho of Mess has returned to her roost. Did you miss me and my nonsensical ramblings last week?? Lately, I’ve been living i...
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