Love, Emma

Emma Austin
Weekly Updates from Emma Austin
Created 15 Mar 2020
  • Nothing beats a good erotic thriller - except maybe one thing 😏🔥
    03 Apr 2022
    Hi! I had a little relevation the other day. I was watching Basic Instinct, and it felt kind of like porn. Not because of the leg crossing scene - which frankly could stand to be pornier. Not because ...
  • Am I about to change my mind about balls? 🤔🍒
    27 Mar 2022
    Hi! I didn’t think the Balldo would blow up, but it looks like it is. If you haven’t heard of it yet, it’s basically a ball dildo. Actually, that needs some explaining too. It’s not a dildo for your b...
  • I just wanted to jill off to cartoons 😭😅
    20 Mar 2022 3 2
    Hi! I wish I could get into hentai. I’ve seen bits of it here and there and I was really into it. But that’s all I could manage. It’s because of the subtitles. I can’t handle them. I’m dyslexic, which...
  • Entering my Plant MILF era 😎🪴
    13 Mar 2022
    Hi! I’m finally doing it! I’m keeping plants alive! I have no idea how. I still don’t have a clue what I’m doing. Every time I try to read about it, I end up with more questions than answers. But I’ve...
  • Coming out all over again 🥺😅
    06 Mar 2022 2 2
    Hi! I feel like I’m coming out this week. It happens every once in a while. I feel like I’m revealing something new about myself - even though it’s usually something I’ve revealed before. That’s one o...
  • Take out your biggest toys - it's worth it 🔥🤯
    27 Feb 2022 2 0
    Hi! There’s nothing wrong with a lazy masturbation session. Sometimes you’re just relaxing and you know that you’d feel even better if you just reached between your legs and slowly touched yourself. O...
  • As of today, I have an orgy room 😏🔥
    20 Feb 2022 1 0
    Hi! It hit me this week while I was sitting in bed. I’ve been using my rooms all wrong. My bed was in the master bedroom because, well, that’s where it goes. It’s the biggest room. It’s the one with t...
  • That One Sentence That Instantly Turns You On 🔥🥵
    13 Feb 2022 1 0
    Hi! I almost always avoid quiet porn. I get turned on when performers moan. I want to hear them panting and breathing heavily. I want guys who grunt while fucking and lose their composure when they co...
  • Oops, My Bad! 😳😬
    06 Feb 2022 2 0
    Hi again! Well, looks like I messed up! 😅 After spending all that time on today’s newsletter and reviewing it, I somehow forgot to include the links to my new articles! So, here they are - with links...
  • Valentine's Day Came Early 🥰💐
    06 Feb 2022 1 0
    Hi! I just got an early Valentine’s Day treat! Two of my amazing podcast listeners got me something from my wishlist! I guess I should be filling my wishlist with lots of sexy stuff, since I mostly sh...
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