Fake News Reports!
This is a work of satire&parody, written 4entertainment purposes only, & not meant 2B taken seriously. 4any concerns, please refer 2my attorney, Saul Goodman.
Created 22 Apr 2021
  • Special "Where's Peng Shuai?" Edition!
    20 Nov 2021 • 1 min read
    Fake News Reports! Pfizer Denies CEO Albert Bourla's Wife Myriam Has “Died From Complications Of The COVID-19 Vaccine”! “She’s perfectly fine,” a spokesperson for the pharmaceutical company said, “and...
  • Special Highly Unusual Edition!
    18 Nov 2021 • 1 min read
    Fake News Reports! The Star Tribune reports that defendant “Rittenhouse, in a highly unusual move, was allowed by the judge to draw the slips of paper from a raffle drum to determine the members of t...
  • Special Most Dangerous Man In The World Edition!
    17 Nov 2021 • 1 min read
    Fake News Reports! Insider News Warns Us That Overwhelmingly White Juries Will Determine The Kyle Rittenhouse & Ahmaud Arbery Trials! Two more contested outcomes? When did fake news media start to so...
  • Special Veterans Day Edition!
    12 Nov 2021 • 1 min read
    The San Francisco Chronicle Reports That A California Lab Will Grow 400,000 Pounds A Year Of Meat Grown From Animal Cells! “That’s the easy part,” a spokesman for Upside Foods said.” “The hard part is...
  • Special Squeak Games Edition!
    07 Nov 2021 • 1 min read
    A POEM: If there’s nothing I wouldn’t do for you, and there’s nothing you wouldn’t do for me, is that how we’ll spend our lives? Doing nothing for each other? ********** CEO Mark Zoidberg And Vice Pre...
  • Special COP26 Edition!
    03 Nov 2021 • 1 min read
    Fake News Reports! It’s Election Day! And all across the nation good Americans are heading out to cast their vote two, maybe three times. ********** White Supremacist Wears Confederate Flag At Virgin...
  • Special "Where's Buttigieg?" Edition!
    23 Oct 2021 • < 1 min read
    El Paso, Texas! Where else can you go through all four seasons in one day? ********** What does daylight saving time mean in Seattle? An extra hour of rain. ********** What do you call a month's worth...
  • Special My Ex Edition!
    19 Oct 2021 • 1 min read
    The San Francisco Chronicle Reports On An Elderly Bay Area Couple Who Were Robbed By Their Caregiver! “I didn’t steal from them,” the caregiver corrected. “In the interest of reparations, I took the l...
  • Special Nobel Prize Winning Edition!
    09 Oct 2021 • 1 min read
    I am honored to have just won the Nobel Prize for humor. ********** Monday Was National Taco Day! Somehow, it feels kind of wrong that it wasn’t on a Tuesday. ********** I see Matt Damon is trending o...
  • Special Thank Goobers Edition!
    02 Oct 2021 • 1 min read
    Fake News Reports! World News Reports That The United Nations General Assembly Continues! “Now that BTS is gone, we can really get things done,” an anonymous source said, breathing a sigh of relief. *...
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