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FROOMESWORLD
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Created 06 Sep 2020
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  • 🐸 TOP HAT TIPS: BECKY LUCAS
    03 Nov 2021 • 9 min read • 1 0
    Absolute top of the evening to ye ! Oh yes oh yes. A little merlot, fill up my cup. Is that berry I smell? A top note of cinnamon, for me? A zesty body evoking memories of the olde world? As demonstra...
  • 🐸 TOP HAT TIPS: LUEN FREE
    27 Oct 2021 • 9 min read • 3 0
    Before we kick off tonight’s proceedings – I need to provide a trigger warning! Luen and I discuss sexual abuse. Please delete (and accept my apology for) this if it’s not something you want to read. ...
  • 🐸 TOP HAT TIPS: FLORIAN EATERY
    20 Oct 2021 • 8 min read • 4 0
    Good evening, Mon Cherries. I hope you’re in a most sophisticated mood. Because tonight’s TOP HAT TIPS come courtesy of the most cosmopolitan watering-holes on the eastern seaboard: Florian Eatery. Fl...
  • 🤬 Anti Vaxxers Hate Froomy :-(
    13 Oct 2021 • 4 min read • 13 0
    Hello friends and foes, It’s Froomy here, and I would like to take tonight to clear the air. Last Saturday, I made a video. In it, I’m sitting cross-legged on the floor. I’m speaking to the camera in ...
  • 🐸 TOP HAT TIPS: MADISON GRIFFITHS
    06 Oct 2021 • 4 min read • 7 0
    Good evening my fellow froomites. I trust you are well. I am medium to good. Currently, I am eating a Lindt Nuxor chocolate. TBH I’m a bit strop on Lindt. During the Great Redundancy of 2020, they off...
  • 🐸 TOP HAT TIPS: SIMONE HOLTZNAGEL
    29 Sep 2021 • 7 min read • 2 0
    Hello :-) I’m eating a Violet Crumble choccie bunny and am therefore in a truly resplendent mood. They sent me a 2kg of chocolate today. It came in a huge brown box. When I carried it up from the post...
  • 🐸 TOP HAT TIPS: MISS DOUBLE BAY
    22 Sep 2021 • 4 min read • 3 0
    Good evening frogs, Can I start off with a personal story about frogs? If you’ve listened to my podcast, you’d have heard this one, but if you’re a casual employee who spends most of their shift punch...
  • ✅ LIFE WITH A BLUE TICK
    15 Sep 2021 • 3 min read • 11 8
    Hello gorgeous! Fuck me in the ass! I have a blue mf tick! I like that pic of myself. I always like pictures of myself where I have crazy eyes. You know how it’s sort of impossible to know if you look...
  • 🌹 DOES UR DATING PROFILE SUCK?
    08 Sep 2021 • 1 min read • 7 2
    Good evening! Fark, what a week it’s been at FW HQ. Who’d have known, this time last week, that a newsletter would be the catalyst for the creation of Australia’s greatest dating show, FROOMESWORLD LO...
  • 💘 FROOMESWORLD'S LOVE ISLAND
    01 Sep 2021 • 4 min read • 26 0
    Hello all. I’m gonna keep it short and mf sweet up top here because we have a bevy of beauties on show tonight and every word I type is another lovelorn singleton unaccounted for! But before the jump ...
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