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ramblings and prose
Created 25 Mar 2021
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  • 🚨Snail Mail is lesbian now🚨
    15 Sep 2021 • 2 min read • 1 0
    It's over. Famed musician Snail Mail is now lesbian. She took an extended break from music, and emerged with dark hair, alcoholism and an attraction to the same sex. She filmed herself kissing girls a...
  • Virginfest , or how to cope with being a freak of nature
    13 Sep 2021 • 4 min read • 1 2
    Recently, an event called 'Virginfest' took place in Atlanta, GA. It was, on the surface, a fringe/underground music festival. In actuality, the event was primarily used by most attendants as a way to...
  • Beetle
    09 Sep 2021 • 2 min read
    Woah I just saw a beetle. He was shiny turquoise kind of black in a way that metal sheens. He was very cute and beautiful. The sunlight on him made him even more glowing and the warm around him away f...
  • the solstice draws near...
    07 Sep 2021 • 1 min read • 1 0
    the day is nigh. soon it will that day, that fateful day, once again. it happens once every year. In fact, it has happened once every year for all eternity. eons and eons and stars and stars pass and ...
  • Out of Time
    03 Sep 2021 • 4 min read
    Today is Tuesday. It could really be Tuesday! No I'm not kidding hahaha. It could even be Wednesday. It might be Thursday...maybe. but it's definitely NOT Friday. Let's get that clear, OK? "Today", Se...
  • Fainting/Christmas in August
    25 Aug 2021 • 5 min read
    I need to evangelize my heart, to open up the sinews and fibers along the blushing hallways of varicose and red and shovel them into a box for display. The inside of my chest and upper stomach is cons...
  • Catholic Mass
    01 Aug 2021 • 1 min read
    I went inside of a Catholic church recently to observe mass and find a way to cash in time. Walking to the doors I was greeted by a smiling old woman. I've seen her before a million times in a million...
  • Research Chemicals
    20 Jul 2021 • < 1 min read • 1 2
    Hm perhaps it's time to buy some research chemicals for research purposes. I did get an email recently from the website I used to buy them from which mentioned that they will be discontinuing them soo...
  • Summertime
    19 Jul 2021 • 7 min read • 1 0
    The sun is beating down and refracting into the thick deep air that oppresses anyone who's unfortunate enough to be outside. It's all around you, swarming like bugs-- and there are bugs. Millions of t...
  • I'm Sorry
    15 Jul 2021 • < 1 min read • 1 1
    I’m sorry for ever writing on substack. This is all my fault. Everyone has a substack now and it’s all my fault. I am probably going to receive a punishment for the substack blight I have created. I w...