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Gus Clemens
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  • Public Goods Rosé 2020
    01 Dec 2021about 24 hours ago • 2 min read
    Thank you for being a subscriber. Paid subscribers enjoy exclusive content. Subscribe now Today’s humor A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing thei...
  • Dramatic drop in wine production
    30 Nov 20211 day ago • 1 min read • 1 0
    This is the weekly newspaper column. Subscribe now Dramatic drop in wine production 12-1-2021 At its heart, winemaking is farming. And, at its heart, farming is an inconstant, ever-challenging enterpr...
  • Landmark Overlook Pinot Noir 2019
    30 Nov 20211 day ago • 1 min read • 1 0
    Thank you for being a subscriber. Paid subscribers enjoy exclusive content. Subscribe now Today’s humor After a glass of wine or two I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. Landmark ...
  • Chateau de Saint Cosme Les Deux Albion Red Côtes du Rhône 2018
    30 Nov 2021 • 1 min read • 1 0
    Thank you for being a subscriber. Paid subscribers enjoy exclusive content. Subscribe now Today’s humor I am going to a big wine tasting event tonight. It is on my couch. I am the only one who will be...
  • Domaine Bousquet Reserve Chardonnay, Tupungato, Mendoza 2019
    29 Nov 2021 • 1 min read • 2 0
    Thank you for being a subscriber. Paid subscribers enjoy additional, exclusive content. Subscribe now Today’s humor Tonight I am going to need some wine. Which makes it pretty much like every other ni...
  • Availability vs. distinction
    29 Nov 2021 • 1 min read • 2 2
    This exclusive material is only available to paid subscribers like you. Please consider giving a gift subscription to a friend for $5. Give a gift subscription Availability vs. distinction Wine writer...
  • Harvey & Harriet Red Blend, Paso Robles 2019
    29 Nov 2021 • 2 min read • 2 2
    Thank you for being a subscriber. A paid subscription delivers exclusive content. Subscribe now Today’s humor My son asked me where “poo” came from. I manned up and told him how the gastrointestinal t...
  • Yao Family Wines Yao Ming Cabernet Sauvignon Napa Valley 2017
    28 Nov 2021 • 2 min read • 2 0
    Thank you for being a subscriber. A paid subscription delivers exclusive content. Subscribe now Today’s humor The problem with some people is that when they are not drunk, they are sober. Yao Family W...
  • Duca Di Salaparuta Nerello Mascalese Vajasindi Làvico Sicilia 2017
    27 Nov 2021 • 2 min read • 1 0
    Thank you for being a subscriber. A paid subscription delivers exclusive content. Subscribe now Today’s humor What is the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is really heavy and the other is a...
  • Ehlers Estate Merlot, St. Helena, Napa Valley 2017
    26 Nov 2021 • 2 min read • 1 0
    Thank you for being a subscriber. A paid subscription delivers exclusive content. Subscribe now Today’s humor What do you call a girl with one leg that’s shorter than the other? Ilene. Wine time. Ehle...
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