Morning! Animals

Jaime Rose Lowe
The hottest gossip about armadillos. (This is literally the display text for Substack, so cool, it also happens to be accurate.)
Created 22 Apr 2020
  • Morning!Animals (the sweet sweet honeymoon edition)
    24 Sep 2021 • < 1 min read
    It’s the 21st of September plus a few days! Rex Chapman🏇🏼 @RexChapman Happy 21st day of September, everyone... September 21st 202116,006 Retweets42,610 Likes It is FALL! Owl! at the Library 😴🧙‍♀️ ...
    06 Sep 2021 • < 1 min read
    This is cute AND an excellent political action. Apparently, capybaras have become a symbol of revolution and anti capitalism in Buenos Aires because the affluent neighborhood they’ve been “invading” d...
  • Morning!Animals
    09 Aug 2021 • < 1 min read
    For the insomniacs out there, take a little lesson from this squirrel, he sprawls out, on his back and looks like a total squish. Seems to just absolutely chill into it: Laurie @laurie1333@Venice311 @...
  • Morning!Animals (the one hit edition)
    04 Aug 2021 • < 1 min read
    Quick hit: This is an essential way to start the day. Baby eleeeeeeeeeeeeee: Get out there and jump those hurdles. XOXOXXOOXX
  • Morning!Animals (IT IS AUGUST NOW SO CHILL)
    02 Aug 2021 • < 1 min read
    Ugh. I don’t want to get up either! If Your Pet Talked 🗣 @IfYourPetTalked Monday morning alarm clock reaction. ⏰ August 2nd 20213 Retweets17 Likes I see you: On the Road @OnTheRoad34 Arches National ...
  • Morning!!!Animals
    27 Jul 2021 • < 1 min read • 1 0
    TODAY IS A BIG DAY. ALL THE ANIMALS ARE BUYING THIS BOOK AND TELLING ALL THEIR FRIENDS TO BUY THIS BOOK BECAUSE IT IS OUT NOW! The animals would also like you to watch Jaime Lowe talking it up with Em...
  • Morning!Animals
    23 Jul 2021 • < 1 min read
    IT IS MORNING HERE AND IT’S A LOVELY JULY DAY. The animals are out strutting their stuff, the birds are singing and it’s another weekend for pancakes and chilling. Let us all approach our work this wa...
  • Morning!Animals (THE RETURN OF THE RETURN)
    20 Jul 2021 • < 1 min read
    It’s been a while. I’ve missed you all! And I’ve heard from many readers that they prefer Maya, OH WELL, you’re stuck with me, unless Maya is visiting and then she can take over. Animals have had to t...
  • Morning!Animals (Happy 4th! By Maya) (Again)
    04 Jul 2021 • 1 min read
    Hello! Its Maya again, if you don’t already know me, check out Morning!Animals June 29th Tuesday (2021). Nothing is new, Jaime is staying at a new house for a few days, as of today. I’m at Jamie’s now...
  • Morning!Animals (Afternoon edition written and curated by Maya)
    29 Jun 2021 • 1 min read
    This is an afternoon edition! Instead of Morning!Animals this is Afternoon!Animals (This is only for today, don’t worry Morning!Animals is coming back.) My name is Maya. Jaime is staying with our fami...
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