The Loftstyle

I live in a loft and write about it for those who don't live in a loft
Created 23 Sep 2020
  • Bye For Now
    15 Sep 2021 • 4 min read
    Never before have we seen the end of New York Fashion Week coincide with an event like the Met Gala and an award show like the VMAs. Normally this collision of cosmic celebrity events would be a big d...
  • Bringing Myself to the Red Table
    09 Sep 2021 • 11 min read
    Last month, after only working for my company for a week and a half, we found ourselves pulled it a bit of a scandal that shouldn’t have been a scandal but an influencer made it a scandal. I can’t go ...
  • Over Promise, Under Deliver
    01 Sep 2021 • 3 min read
    Let’s skip the pleasantries and get right into today’s lecture. Last week I teased something special, something that I thought would make for a nice end to the Loft Chapter. From the bottom of my hear...
  • Last Looks at the Loft
    25 Aug 2021 • 3 min read
    What’s uppppp whores and bores. We’re moving on Saturday, which means this is the last full week at the loft. I never finished showing you around, so in the spirit of “don’t cry because it’s over, smi...
  • 20 Years in The Spirit Room
    18 Aug 2021 • 3 min read
    On August 14th, the first album I ever owned turned 20. That album was The Spirit Room by Michelle Branch. Branch wrote most of the music for The Spirit Room at age 16, recorded the album at 17, and r...
  • Jill vs. The New York State Department of Labor
    12 Aug 2021 • 2 min read
    Hello! I didn’t forget about you! Starting the newsletter at 9:22 PM EST might just be our reality now that I have two (2) jobs. I wish it didn’t have to be this way…and I suppose it wouldn’t if you w...
  • A Lot Can Happen in a Day
    04 Aug 2021 • 4 min read
    Why is it that, for the past year and a half, my life has been completely uneventful to the point where my roommates had to stop asking me what I did that day, but on the one week since April 25th, 20...
  • Deliver Me From Ever Having to Write a Title Again
    28 Jul 2021 • 3 min read
    Happy afternoon! I literally just realized that most of my past newsletters would make the person behind the Twitter account “Women Posting Their L’s Online” a whole lot of money. And yet I choose to ...
  • Does Anyone Know Where I Should Live
    21 Jul 2021 • 3 min read
    Hi girlies, let’s gossip! To put a nice little bow on last week’s saga, yesterday I removed my laptop from the rice bin after being submerged for almost one full Gregorian calendar week. She’s working...
  • Hold Your Laptops Tight Tonight
    14 Jul 2021 • 1 min read
    Hey bros and hoes. I’m coming to you live from Caroline’s laptop because yesterday I became Ultimate Dummy Idiot Head Supreme when I rested my water bottle on the couch right next to my laptop without...
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