Dad of All Trades

Jonny Craig
A newsletter for people who have lots of interests--from sports and DIY to technology and comics--but zero time
Created 08 Sep 2020
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    03 Sep 2021 • < 1 min read
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  • Wake me up when September ends
    24 Aug 2021 • 3 min read
    Reader, it’s been too long. In fact, as I look back, I can see precisely how long it’s been: the last newsletter I hit “publish” on landed in your inbox on May 21st. By one metric of time, that was th...
  • School's *Almost* Out for the Summer!
    21 May 2021 • 4 min read
    I’m sure it’s unbelievable to those who know me because I’m so well adjusted and my social skills are on point, but I grew up homeschooled. And I’m not talking about the cool homeschooling people do t...
  • All Day I Dream About S...
    04 May 2021 • 3 min read
    In 1908 Theodore Roosevelt was the President, the Titanic had not yet sunk, the Model T first rolled off of the Ford Assembly lines, and my house was built. On a historical timeline, the construction ...
  • Whose Stuff is This
    15 Jan 2021 • 4 min read
    In 2008, my wife and I got married and I moved out of my studio apartment and into a little one bedroom up-and-down duplex. I have no memory of packing up that apartment because there wasn’t anything ...
  • The Year That Was
    18 Dec 2020 • 6 min read
    Yeah, yeah. I know. I’m a few weeks early on my “year in review” takes, but I doubt anyone is going to be running to their emails on Christmas and New Year wondering where their links are, so I’m doin...
  • All I Want for Christmas are Subscriptions
    11 Dec 2020 • 6 min read
    First, I want to address the elephant in the room: I haven’t written you enough lately. I’m sure you’ve been absolutely PINING for this newsletter and for that, I’m sorry. This is some hot content and...
  • Little Kitchen, Big Dreams
    13 Nov 2020 • 3 min read
    I am an unabashed fan of kitchen gadgets. When my wife and I were creating our wedding registry, I demanded that it include a Pizzazz. I also talked her into a device for homemade egg McMuffins that d...
  • 🦝Raccoons Baby Yoda Holiday Inn🏨
    30 Oct 2020 • 6 min read
    I have “tent camped” three times in my life. The first time was at a youth group event and I don’t remember sleeping at all because I was hella hopped up on marshmallows and Mountain Dew. The second t...
  • Who Let the Dogs In?
    16 Oct 2020 • 7 min read • 1 1
    One billion years ago (approx) at the beginning of the bizarro reality that 2020 has become, my wife developed a bad habit that I feared would destroy our family: she started looking at dogs on Facebo...
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