Cartoons I Can't Draw

Josh Lieb
I can't draw so I have to describe these to you.
Created 30 Mar 2021
  • Cartoon One Twenty Seven
    30 Sep 2021 • < 1 min read • 1 0
    We’re at a funeral. The Priest stands next to the coffin and says: “Those of us who cared for Lawrence can take comfort in the fact that he died doing what he loved: shooting heroin.” This morning my ...
  • Cartoon One Twenty Six
    29 Sep 2021 • < 1 min read • 1 1
    A businesswoman sits at her desk, talking on the phone and looking at her computer screen. She says: “I have to go. People are looking at my LinkedIn profile.” This would be a good Barsotti cartoon. I...
  • Cartoon One Twenty Five
    28 Sep 2021 • < 1 min read • 1 0
    A banner across the top reads “Sometime in the Fall of 2019.” A group of sinister business people are gathered around a table, on which is drawn a map of the world, in a classic “Villains Divide the W...
  • Sunday Drive
    26 Sep 2021 • 1 min read • 4 0
    AN INTERVIEW WITH SIRHAN SIRHAN INTERVIEWER: Sirhan Sirhan? SIRHAN: Yes yes? (LAUGHS) Sorry, I always do that. INTERVIEWER: That’s a good one. SIRHAN: Yes, it never grows old. INTERVIEWER: You certain...
  • Cartoon One Twenty Four
    24 Sep 2021 • < 1 min read • 1 0
    Billy Joel and his band are getting insanely stoned on stage after a concert. They’re surrounded by instruments and lots and lots of bongs. Billy sprawls on his piano bench and says: “But, like, what ...
  • Cartoon One Two Three
    23 Sep 2021 • < 1 min read • 1 0
    We’re outside a monastery on a snow-covered Alpine peak. A hiker talks to a robed Monk, who watches a herd of enormous St. Bernards cavort. The Monk is saying: “They don’t rescue people anymore. Now w...
  • Cartoon One Twenty Two
    22 Sep 2021 • 1 min read • 1 0
    A banner reads “Gallagher Brother Comics.” We’re in a fortune teller’s tent. Liam Gallagher (from Oasis) sits at the table, listening to his fortune. It’s clearly bad news. His brother and best friend...
  • Cartoon One Twenty One
    21 Sep 2021 • < 1 min read • 1 0
    (my apologies; I never hit “publish.”) We’re at a street fair. There’s face-painting booths, hot dog stands, cute balloons, and vendors offering free samples of different cocaine varieties. A banner r...
  • Sunday Drive
    19 Sep 2021 • < 1 min read • 2 0
    A SAD – AND ALL TOO COMMON – STORY I tried to go to Harvard, but I failed. So they made me go to Yale. Subscribe now
  • Cartoon One Hundred Twenty
    17 Sep 2021 • < 1 min read
    We’re in the library of a stately mansion. An elderly husband and wife — he in smoking jacket, she in pearls and tiara — sit in wingback chairs by a roaring fire. He’s reading the Times, she’s reading...
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