From the Brain of Lynn Cartia

Lynn Cartia
Thinking things and then saying them out loud
Created 15 Sep 2021
  • It's Not Sauce
    13 Nov 2021 • 3 min read • 2 0
    I have something to say about cranberry sauce but before I say it, please take my hand and allow me to walk you back into my childhood for a personal story about food. There were very few meals my mom...
  • We're out of crackers, America
    11 Nov 2021 • 2 min read • 1 0
    Listen… I said nothing when I read US Consumer prices in October experienced the largest increase in more than 30 years. It’s called inflation, kids. It’s the highest it’s been since 1990. The Consume...
    05 Nov 2021 • 3 min read • 5 0
    STOP WINNING. It might make other people feel bad if you win too much. That’s the lesson today, kids, and it comes to you out of Inglewood, CA. Inglewood High School beat Morningside High School in a ...
  • An Unpopular Opinion Regarding Christmas Music
    04 Nov 2021 • 3 min read • 1 0
    In my world, all stations get switched to Christmas music November 1st. I have more Christmas music than any other genre. In addition to my playlists, I enjoy perusing the holiday offerings brought to...
  • Saving the World one Private Jet at a Time
    02 Nov 2021 • 4 min read • 1 0
    Jeff Bezos, Prince Albert of Monaco, Prince Charles and many many other wealthy and notable VIPS all flew into Scotland recently. Around 400 private jets, actually. In fact, there was so much private ...
  • Just When You Think it CAN'T Get Worse
    30 Oct 2021 • 7 min read • 2 0
    I just received my health insurance annual renewal notice. When I saw the increase, my first thought was that “The Babylon Bee” had taken their satire to direct mail. Turns out the notice was legit, t...
  • Happy Halloween from Me and The Babies
    27 Oct 2021 • < 1 min read
    Lynn Cartia @MissyMWAC Happy Halloween from me and “the babies.” October 27th 2021
  • Clenched Fist Biden
    22 Oct 2021 • 1 min read • 2 0
    What's odd is not that President Biden stood on stage with hands clenched during his recent CNN Town Hall; it's that our Commander-in-Chief stayed that way for SO LONG. About 19 seconds, by my count. ...
  • Men, Can you PLEASE Stop Taking Our Stuff?
    20 Oct 2021 • 2 min read • 2 0
    Cultural Appropriation is taboo in today’s world. You can’t do it and if you decide to do it, you will be called out for taking something that doesn’t belong to you. “White Privilege” accusations will...
  • Papa Pete
    15 Oct 2021 • 3 min read • 5 0
    I gave birth and went back to work pretty quickly afterwards. I took off about a month, but really, I was never “off.” If you run your own business, you get this. If you don’t, allow me to explain. My...
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