Madeleine Brettingham's Luxury Filth

Madeleine Brettingham
High end rubbish of distinction
Created 28 Feb 2021
  • #38 On the blockchain
    16 Dec 2021 • 3 min read • 2 2
    Seasons Greetings, Dickheads. Hope you like the picture. It’s basically the Christmas we all dream of having instead of the one we’ll actually have - chasing the woman with the discount gun round Lidl...
  • #37 This fine item
    09 Dec 2021 • 3 min read • 1 0
    Merry December, Dickheads. The other day I waited on a bridge in the pitch black in the middle of the countryside to catch a glimpse of the famous (in Dorset) Purbeck Christmas steam train, covered in...
  • #36 Defence mechanism
    02 Dec 2021 • 4 min read • 5 0
    Boo, dickheads! Sorry for the radio silence. Life got the better of me. I had a thing to finish, then another thing, then another thing, then it was the weekend and I had people to entertain and then ...
  • 25/11/21 - No newsletter today...
    25 Nov 2021 • < 1 min read
    …Due to life. Normal service will be resumed next week. Apologies.
  • #35 Your sphincter gently sighing like a newborn baby
    18 Nov 2021 • 3 min read • 3 0
    Hey dickheads. Here’s this week’s newsletter: Something I saw… Madeleine Brettingham @littlemaddles The face of a man who cannot wait to turn his 29-year-old bride on to the works of Mark Knopfler. No...
  • #34 A stuffed cow's udder and the promise of his own broadsword
    11 Nov 2021 • 6 min read • 3 0
    Morning dickheads. “Not everything in life is a joke,” is something I remember my mum saying to me when I was little and had just discovered panel shows and was slightly in love with the idea it might...
  • #33 Some light criminal activity
    04 Nov 2021 • 2 min read • 3 0
    Good morning dickheads. Happy November. Hope you’ve carved a pumpkin, kicked some leaves and wrestled a kebab off a squirrel. This week’s newsletter includes a bit of light criminal activity, a story ...
  • #32 Soul tucked away in an inside pocket
    28 Oct 2021 • 5 min read • 2 0
    All right, dickheads. Confession: After writing last week’s Tim Martin-from-Wetherspoons-themed spectacular, I had a long, strange dream that I had been hired to write on the actual Succession but the...
  • #31 A spooktacular plague of fungi
    21 Oct 2021 • 4 min read • 2 0
    All right dickheads. Writing? It’s a fun job if you have an excess of things to say and an insufficient audience of people in real life willing to hear them without nodding off or punching you. It is ...
  • Eight Halloween outfits for 2021 that won't get you punched
    14 Oct 2021 • 3 min read
    Say what you like about 2021, but it provides plenty of inspiration for offensive Halloween outfits. And God knows we’ve never needed the catharsis of laughing in the darkness like a grubby little Pen...
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