Shan't We Tell The Vicar?

Mara Wilson
Thoughts, stories, and titles for imaginary BBC shows from Mara Wilson.
Created 18 Apr 2018
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  • Stupid Things That Gave Me Nightmares As A Child, #5
    01 Nov 2021 • 13 min read
    The newest installment of my series about things I was afraid of as a child, and if they’re still scary to me now. The Fear “Boys and girls of every age, wouldn’t you like to see something strange?” M...
  • Things I Wanted to Tweet About LuLaRich but didn't
    30 Sep 2021 • < 1 min read
    That’s a lie. One of them I did tweet. It was the most important one, about Sam Shultz. As soon as he appeared, I turned to Anna and said “I know this guy!” I don’t actually know him, of course, but a...
  • Midnight Confession #37: You Have To Understand the Way I Am, Mein Herr
    29 Aug 2021 • < 1 min read
    Another installment of my audio stories! Fosse is probably my ultimate problematic fave. He was self-destructive in almost every single way, and just regular old destructive in a lot of other ways. Th...
  • The Toto Problem
    11 Aug 2021 • 13 min read
    I’m about to spoil The Ring for you. I’m not very into horror movies. I love horror comedy, like What We Do in the Shadows and Shaun of the Dead, and I usually enjoy campy horror, like Evil Dead. But ...
  • The Quote That Won't Make You Cry
    20 Jul 2021 • 7 min read
    Sarah Kane did not say this. I found this quote while trying to look up a quote I remembered from theater school, which I somehow associated with Sarah Kane. I had to stop for a second when I saw this...
  • Midnight Confessions #36: Baby Ish
    06 Jun 2021 • 2 min read
    Another installment of my embarrassing stories, told through audio. One of the girls I used to nanny for graduated from college last month. She’s now headed to grad school. I’m really trying not to le...
  • Midnight Confession #35: Class Villains and Mr. Parker
    24 Apr 2021 • 3 min read • 7 1
    Another installment of my anecdotes told aurally! My friends Anna Drezen and Andrew Farmer talked about the concept of the “Party Villain” on their podcast: it’s the person who, knowingly or unknowing...
  • Passover Whines
    02 Apr 2021 • 8 min read • 10 2
    I hate Passover. I’ve hated it for as far back as I could remember. I actually remember telling someone how much I hated it when I was about ten, and hastily adding a half-serious “Sorry, Hashem!” aft...
  • Midnight Confession #34: Peer Ears
    10 Mar 2021 • 2 min read • 8 0
    Another installment of my embarrassing stories, told through audio! Probably the day that I noticed something was up was when we had to demonstrate that the best way to listen was “to be like a ball, ...
  • Stupid Things That Gave Me Nightmares as a Child #4
    11 Feb 2021 • 13 min read • 10 0
    The newest installment of my series about things I was afraid of as a child, and if they’re still scary to me now. The Fear What if you gazed into the abyss, and the abyss offered you a Coke? I’m goin...
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