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Mark Starlin
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  • Monday Morning Mark • 96
    27 Jun 2022 • 14 10
    One Minute Wit That Was Stupid Club I’ve got my card Andrew Martin Have you ever wanted to weigh something heavy? So you hauled a bulky 51-pound object across the house to the bathroom scale. Then you...
  • Getting To Know You Thursdays • 1
    23 Jun 2022 • 14 68
    I like to think of my readers as my online friends. And since we are friends, I would like to get to know you a little better. So I am starting a series of Getting To Know You Thursdays Questions. I w...
  • Monday Morning Mark • 95
    20 Jun 2022 • 16 12
    One Minute Wit Funny Walk Bogdan Glisik If you take a step, fall down, get up, take a step, fall down, get up, take a step, fall down. You should probably wait until the giant swinging ship ride comes...
  • The Grisly Ghosts of Gruesome Time – Chapter 4
    16 Jun 2022 • 13 9
    The Great Substack Story Challenge is a round-robin story being written by 13 fiction writers. If you are new to the story, you can find the first chapter by clicking the center link below. < Previous...
  • Monday Morning Mark • 94
    13 Jun 2022 • 13 4
    One Minute Wit Gravity Repelling Safety Helmet Invention Log: Initial test results, notes, and observations TayebMEZAHDIA Assistant Larry dropped a steel beam at my head from four floors up. Helmet de...
  • The Lost Art Of Leaning
    09 Jun 2022 • 21 24
    All photos via Simpleinsomnia • Creative Commons It’s rarely given a second thought nowadays, but there was a time when leaning was highly valued. Standing up straight was considered lazy and lacking ...
  • Monday Morning Mark • 93
    06 Jun 2022 • 13 16
    One Minute Wit Secrets Janko Ferlič Don’t you hate it when you feel so bad that you yell out your deepest, darkest secret? And then you suddenly remember you have a parrot. Microfiction For Sentimenta...
  • The Writing Genie Grants You One Wish
    02 Jun 2022 • 12 16
    Sort of. RF._.studio It’s pretend time. If you are not a writer [I know many of you are], pretend you are. One morning, you wake up and find a genie’s lamp on your coffee table. Naturally, you rub it ...
  • Monday Morning Mark • 92
    30 May 2022 • 14 24
    One Minute Wit Stopping Time 6072518 Don’t you hate it when you finally figure out how to freeze time with your mind, and then your Mom puts a new battery in the clock. Poem Unending Painting by Sian ...
  • Harry Was A Newsman • 3
    26 May 2022 • 12 18
    Simon Wijers Start from the beginning. Mark Starlin Writes! Harry Was A Newsman Harry was a newsman. He was one of the greats back in the day. But now he was a dying breed, and he knew it. The paper w...
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