Stretch Marks

Melissa Radke
If Tom Cruise had my body there's NO WAY he could do his own stunts.
Created 01 Oct 2020
  • In Review - October
    16 Nov 2021 • 3 min read • 6 0
    What I’m Watching Wild Crime - Hulu I misunderstood this show when I first read about it. I thought it was a series about all of the murders that have happened in National Parks and I just thought, “D...
  • I was a double standard today.
    10 Nov 2021 • < 1 min read • 74 15
    I was a double standard today. I put up a post trivializing someone’s size, while standing on a platform of NOT TRIVIALIZING SOMEONE’S SIZE. What was I thinking?? I feel awful. And I don’t feel awful ...
  • MAID
    22 Oct 2021 • 1 min read • 46 15
    Looking for something new to watch? Want something to watch that will give you all the feels as we head into this upcoming holiday season? Want something kind of like Hallmark but not all-the-way Hall...
  • Tik Tok Tips, Tricks and Testimonies
    19 Oct 2021 • 2 min read • 23 14
    I am going to make a video very soon about something that I recently saw on Tik Tok and how it absolutely blew my mind. Have you ever seen one of those videos? Tik Tok is famous for tips and trick vid...
    08 Oct 2021 • 1 min read • 39 64
    Y’all. I’M GETTING A PERM!!!! Just hush and let me finish! Oh, wait. That was it. I’m getting a perm. Now listen, I know y’all are going to write me 18,000 emails about how damaging it will be to my h...
  • In Review - September
    05 Oct 2021 • 4 min read • 32 4
    I got a text from a girlfriend of mine the other day that said she loved the book The Last Thing He Told Me and that she really appreciated me mentioning it in my Stretch Marks article from August. So...
  • Little Touches
    30 Sep 2021 • 3 min read • 66 22
    The Attorney General said I might as well invite you all over to the house since I’ve spent the last two Stretch Marks articles showing you all pictures and honestly, I could not think of a more excit...
  • Remember the Big Bare Wall??
    28 Sep 2021 • 3 min read • 88 30
    I never promised you a rose garden. But I did promise you a picture of my “big wall.” If you are new to our little community then you may not know what it is exactly I am talking about, so here goes…T...
  • “The eyes are the nipples of the face.” – House Bunny
    17 Sep 2021 • 2 min read • 29 43
    Hello, my lovelies! It’s Stretch Marks day and you know what that means?! That means we talk about allllllllll of the things that make-up being a woman. Men, hormones, nail polish, bad attitudes, fier...
  • The Gyno Appointment
    15 Sep 2021 • 3 min read • 82 31
    At what age did you take your daughter to her first Gynecological appointment? Asking for a friend. Last week I sent a text to a dear friend of mine who happens to be a Nurse Practitioner for women’s ...
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