Midnight Audible

a newsletter dedicated to the weird stuff that makes sports, well... sports.
Created 27 Dec 2020
  • Who is This He Keeps Flirting With Me?
    08 Oct 2021 • 6 min read • 4 0
    Me, absolutely gleeful writing this newsletter. Welcome back to Midnight Audible, a newsletter that summarizes a stupid sports thing that has happened, or is happening. I’ve been trying to find the co...
  • Explain the Fake High School to Me Like I'm Five
    01 Sep 2021 • 4 min read • 1 0
    If you have been on the internet at any point in time within the past 48-72 hours, you may have heard about Bishop Sycamore High School, an alleged “football” “powerhouse” that played on national tele...
  • The Legend of Terry Boatass
    06 Aug 2021 • 5 min read • 1 1
    The Boatass creed. (Netflix/@AceAnbender on Twitter) Two months ago, I had a really miserable bout of food poisoning, and, aside from drinking Body Armor (which kinda slaps) and sprinting to the bathr...
  • What's Cole Beasley's Music Actually Like?
    29 Jul 2021 • 5 min read • 2 1
    Welcome to our maiden voyage on my newly rebranded Substack, Midnight Audible. For a brief (re)introduction, this is a weekly newsletter breaking down weird, non-sports things that happen in the sport...
  • Ranking Every Song on 'Rumours'
    10 Feb 2021 • 6 min read
    HI! It’s been a minute. I had some loose ideas on what to write, and even threw some Twitter polls up to eventually riff on, but then general mental exhaustion ground me to a literal halt. While I’m i...
  • Is Breakfast Pizza a Kind of Breakfast Sandwich?
    19 Jan 2021 • 3 min read
    Despite knowing nothing about food other than that I enjoy it, I committed to a portion of this newsletter being food-adjacent. Holding me to that promise, one of TWTS’s original subscribers, my frien...
  • The Snack Pack, Volume I
    11 Jan 2021 • 3 min read
    While we’re still in the early stages of this newsletter, I’m trying to see what sticks, and you’re all along for the ride with me. So, uhhh, welcome to TWTS’s first look at the week ahead, dubbed the...
  • TWTS Presents: Music for Wife Guys
    06 Jan 2021 • 3 min read • 2 0
    I kept the scope of this newsletter intentionally broad, because I knew that, someday, the itch would come for me to write at length about, arguably, my biggest secret, the pinnacle of my personal ind...
  • Dog Blog: Henry's College Football Playoff Predictions
    01 Jan 2021 • 3 min read • 1 0
    We all have pandemic hobbies. Instead of learning to bake bread, I fostered dogs. From May to June, I had in my care a nursing mother dog and her eight (8) rambunctious puppies, who could walk and run...
  • Your Fantasy Football League Needs a Playoff Selection Committee.
    28 Dec 2020 • 3 min read
    As fantasy football’s particularly tumultuous year draws to a close, you or someone you love might feel a bit, uh, short-shrifted by the “numbers” and “data” that knocked you out of a bye week or plop...
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