Grow Some Labia! Stories by Nicole Chardenet

Nicole Chardenet
Take back your power! Women can't grow balls so we'll grow some labia! I write about feminism, empowerment, and differentiating between power feminists and victim feminists. Not to mention the occasional race/racism article and other culture wars.
Created 27 Aug 2021
  • The Mixed Messages Of The Sexy Workplace
    09 Nov 2021 • 6 min read • 1 0
    Source: Free image by Andrew Lozovyi on DepositPhotos WTF? Was she out of her mind dressing like that? For a website’s trade conference speaker bio? Her tiger-striped too-tight tube top drooped so low...
  • The Most Politically Incorrect Offices Ever Were My Best Bonding Experiences
    06 Nov 2021 • 8 min read • 1 0
    Public domain photo from Oh, you can’t do this today. Before the tyranny of oh-so-politically-correct social media run amok, I worked at two highly politically incorrect companies. Now you...
  • White People Who Hate White People Are Racist
    01 Nov 2021 • 10 min read • 1 2
    Image by Gerd Altmann from Pixabay As I understand it from certain quarters on the left, I suffer from original sin. By virtue (ar ar) of birth circumstances, I am by default a white supremacist and a...
  • Is It Even Possible For Dave Chappelle To ‘Punch Down’ On Transfolk?
    27 Oct 2021 • 10 min read
    CC0 2.0 image by John Bauld on Flickr What amazes me after my boyfriend and I watched Dave Chappelle’s The Closer is how un-transphobic he comes across. The science is squarely on Chappelle’s side whe...
  • Why I Don’t Fight For Your Tribe Or My Own
    25 Oct 2021 • 9 min read
    CC0 2.0 photo by InvestmentZen on Flickr I’ll admit: I don’t have all the answers. I don’t have any of the answers. I have a lot of diagnoses, and I do occasionally offer answers, but they tend to pis...
  • How Much Is Genuine Disadvantage Holding You Back?
    22 Oct 2021 • 11 min read • 1 0
    CC0 2.0 photo by Kushagra on Pixahive “I’m not allowed to do this. I’m not allowed to feel that. Why aren’t allowed to do, say, think, feel, or want X?” It’s ironic how the chronically aggr...
  • How Can Men Tell Their Stories And Challenge Toxic Feminism?
    04 Oct 2021 • 10 min read
    Photo by Andres Ayrton from Pexels Everyone’s tribe is under siege, especially in the Ignited States of America. Victimhood culture’s self-destructive ideology has infected the bodies politic and soci...
  • The Bus Ride From Hell With A ‘Nice Guy’
    27 Sep 2021 • 5 min read
    Photo by Donald Tong from Pexels I hadn’t been long in Canada while I waited for the bus, sitting on some low stone steps, on a lovely sunny warm day. He approached, carrying a McDonald’s bag. I immed...
  • How To Turn Down Men Of Any Age Macking On You
    19 Sep 2021 • 9 min read
    “NO MEANS NO!” Photo by Rafael Edwards on Flickr CC0 2.0 “I’m from Portugal,” he said in his thick fresh-off-the-boat accent. “I’ve been living here for seventy years. My wife died, and I am alone now...
  • My First Encounter With ‘Feminist’ Porn
    12 Sep 2021 • 7 min read
    Photo by Arianna Jadé from Pexels Feminist porn? WTF? Porn created by women for women? I jumped at the chance to attend Toronto’s Feminist Porn Awards several years ago. I knew women were making femal...
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