No Grass in the Clouds

Ryan O'Hanlon
Demystifying soccer -- one shot, and one sweater, at a time.
Created 10 Dec 2018
  • The End
    12 Nov 2021 • < 1 min read • 5 1
    Not so “infinite”, huh? From Ryan, Franco, and Tom: We love you all.
  • How Crystal Palace Explains This Newsletter
    09 Nov 2021 • 8 min read • 38 10
    Photo by Paul Harding/Getty Images I’ve been thinking a lot about Crystal Palace -- because “thinking about Crystal Palace” is a thing a lot of you have paid me to do. Even if you’ve paid me to do tho...
  • Unai Emery Is the New Wolf of Wall Street
    05 Nov 2021 • < 1 min read • 4 0
    There were some issues with the initial upload, so let’s try this again: On the latest episode of Infinite Football, Ryan, Franco, and Tom discuss eating semi-continental breakfasts on Long Island, ba...
  • What Is Antonio Conte Reaching For?
    05 Nov 2021 • < 1 min read • 3 0
    Photo by Julian Finney/Getty Images I asked some members of the Discord to send in mailbag questions, and then I answered some of those mailbag questions. You know the deal. Let’s get to it. Do you ra...
  • The State of the Super Clubs
    29 Oct 2021 • < 1 min read • 6 0
    Photo By Irina R. Hipolito/Europa Press via Getty Images Nearly exactly three years ago, I wrote my last piece for my last job about the so-called end of Bayern Munich, Barcelona, and Real Madrid. The...
  • Why the OGS Situation Is a Symptom of a Much Bigger Problem at Manchester United
    27 Oct 2021 • < 1 min read • 2 1
    On the latest episode of Infinite Football, Ryan, Franco, and Tom discuss what it’s like to be washed. Then they dive into the never-ending saga at Manchester United: When will Ole Gunnar Solskjaer in...
  • Mohamed Salah Is Even Better Than You Think
    26 Oct 2021 • 5 min read • 9 0
    Photo by Michael Regan/Getty Images No one should be this good, and almost no one ever is. After scoring three times and assisting on another during Sunday’s 5-0 demolition of Manchester United at Old...
  • Would the Florida Panthers Hire Ole Gunnar Solskjaer?
    22 Oct 2021 • < 1 min read • 2 0
    On the latest episode of Infinite Football, Ryan, Franco, and Tom discuss the state of Ole Gunnar Solskjaer’s Manchester United before dissecting a truly special listener email. Then they conclude by ...
  • Who Is the Gordie Howe of Soccer?
    22 Oct 2021 • < 1 min read
    Photo by Angel Martinez/Getty Images The “Gordie Howe hat trick” is a misnomer. It’s named after the guy they called “Mr. Hockey”, who led the NHL in both all-time goals and assists when he retired in...
  • Chelsea Might Be in First, But They're Not the Best Team in the Premier League
    19 Oct 2021 • 8 min read • 7 5
    Photo by Marc Atkins/Getty Images Let’s say you don’t watch soccer, don’t know any players or teams, maybe check in on a game or two every year, but generally know how the sport works. You were sittin...
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