A Good Old Fun Time (With Renée!)

Renée Millette
Welcome to my twisted mind (just kidding, it's mostly jokes)
Created 31 Mar 2021
    29 Nov 2021 • 1 min read
    Is it just me or did Black Friday not even really happen this year? I’m not mad about it—nothing makes me want to go out shopping less than having to fight a soccer mom at a Target for a shittier-than...
  • BONUS: Thanksgiving Food, Ranked
    25 Nov 2021 • 3 min read
    Image Credit: Karolina Grabowska via Pexels Happy Thanksgiving, everyone! As far as holidays go, this is objectively a bad holiday to celebrate when you look at the whole history of the thing, but I d...
  • Horoscopes for Sagittarius Season
    22 Nov 2021 • 4 min read
    It’s the most wonderful time of the year! No, not Christmas—it’s Sagittarius season! This is the time when you can really let loose. This is the perfect time to fall in love, go on the vacation of a l...
  • Vaseline is my best and only friend
    15 Nov 2021 • 2 min read
    Image Credit: Amazon The first snow happened on Friday afternoon and has thus launched us into the Midwest season that I call pre-winter. Sure, we’re still in the “fall” season until December 21 but w...
  • Ohio sure is a place that exists
    08 Nov 2021 • 2 min read
    Image Credit: Wikimedia Commons This past weekend I spent a collective twelve hours in the passenger’s seat of my brother’s car going to Columbus, Ohio and back to Chicago for my cousin’s wedding. I p...
  • You’re Allowed to Put Things in the Dishwasher
    01 Nov 2021 • 1 min read
    Did you know that if there’s a dishwasher in your office kitchen, then you can just simply put your dirty dishes in there? Did you know that? It seems pretty simple, I know, but there sure are a lot o...
  • Horoscopes for Scorpio Season
    25 Oct 2021 • 4 min read
    How are we doing, everyone? At the time of writing these horoscopes, we are already two days into Scorpio season and I personally am going through a rough one and I’m assuming everyone else is too. An...
  • Rest in Peace: The Pumpkin That Was on My Porch for Less Than 24 Hours
    18 Oct 2021 • 1 min read
    Goodbye our sweet prince: the carved pumpkin that was our front porch for less than 24 hours. You were a beautiful creature, carved so delicately by loving hands. I don’t know who carved you because n...
  • I Just Really Like Soup
    11 Oct 2021 • 4 min read
    Image Credit: Anna Pyshniuk via Pexels This week, I’d like to talk about one of my favorite things in the world: soup. To me, soup isn’t just something to enjoy during the colder fall and winter month...
  • Some Unique Sexy Halloween Costume Ideas for this Year Specifically
    04 Oct 2021 • 3 min read
    Image Credit: Walmart Spooky season is already here and there’s less than a month to get your Halloween costume ready for the Big Day. It’s a good idea to get your costume as soon as possible because ...
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