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Julian Stern
All the things this Julian Stern can think about
Created 07 Jul 2020
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  • The Sexiest Building on the Atlanta Skyline
    04 Oct 2021 • 6 min read
    Est. Read Time: 8 minutes. Read Time brought to you once again by the Ashburton Energy + Hair Logistics Group, in association with the Bradley Hills Bureau of Corrections. If you like the Sternal Jour...
  • "I Feel Like He's Every True Comic's Soul"
    27 Sep 2021 • 18 min read
    Est. Read Time: 29 minutes. Read Time brought to you once again by the Ashburton Energy + Hair Logistics Group, in association with the Bradley Hills Bureau of Corrections. If you like the Sternal Jou...
  • Who The Hell Does Ben Platt Think He Is?
    20 Sep 2021 • 6 min read
    Est. Read Time: 7 minutes. Read Time brought to you once again by the Ashburton Energy + Hair Logistics Group, in association with the Bradley Hills Bureau of Corrections. If you like the Sternal Jour...
  • Bad Drawings Of Good Ideas
    13 Sep 2021 • 3 min read • 1 0
    Hello, Sternal Journalists! As we know from my beefcake Ezra Klein project, I am pretty bad at drawing. But I take a real pleasure in boldly scribbling away over something that I know is going to wind...
  • Let They Who Is Without Procrastination Dunk The First Ye
    06 Sep 2021 • 4 min read
    Alright, Sternal Journalists. I think I delivered a pretty thrilling Sternal Journal Interview last week, and I’ve got a hopefully interesting idea for next week, so this week? I’m taking a chance on ...
  • "I can make my bed every morning and still listen to Boston ska punk."
    30 Aug 2021 • 20 min read
    Est. Read Time: 28 minutes. Read Time brought to you once again by the Ashburton Energy + Hair Logistics Group, in association with the Bradley Hills Bureau of Corrections. Font Diversity overseen by ...
  • The Ballad of Sheila Lucey
    23 Aug 2021 • 4 min read • 1 1
    Est. Read Time: 7 minutes. Read Time brought to you once again by the Ashburton Energy + Hair Logistics Group, in association with the Bradley Hills Bureau of Corrections. If you like the Sternal Jour...
  • Julian’s Unifying Theory of Endings He Thought of After Watching 1917
    16 Aug 2021 • 4 min read • 1 0
    Est. Read Time: 6 Minutes [including watch time!]. Read Time brought to you once again by the Ashburton Energy + Hair Logistics Group, in association with the Bradley Hills Bureau of Corrections. If y...
  • A D.C. show, a winner to a contest nobody knew was happening
    09 Aug 2021 • 2 min read
    Hi Sternal Journalists, First of all, I’m hosting a show in D.C. on Wednesday! It’s indoors, but masking is required. I met these comics over Zoom during the pandemic and they’re a hoot and a half. We...
  • Tell me how to be better for my birthday
    02 Aug 2021 • 1 min read • 2 1
    Read time: 2 minutes + one quick response! (Apologies for forgoing acknowledgements! I’m typing on my phone today!) Greetings, Sternal Journalists! If I’ve done things correctly, you are now seeing th...
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