The Tipsheet

The Tipsheet
All the good stuff from the world of finance, handpicked for you.
Created 22 May 2021
  • Honest in the streets, crooked in the sheets
    19 Dec 2021 • 15 min read • 4 0
    Hi, you are fortunate enough to be reading yet another edition of The Tipsheet—the Financial Times for aspiring income redistributors (scamsters). You are welcome. Ok, this email might break in your i...
  • The real world sucks. I'm moving to the metaverse
    12 Dec 2021 • 19 min read • 4 0
    This post may break in your email because we’re talking about your very existence and there’ a lot of detail. Here’s the link if you want to read this on the browser or save it to your Pocket & Instap...
  • How to do insider trading?
    28 Nov 2021 • 8 min read • 8 2
    Insider trading is a really easy way to make money. Yeah, yeah, I get your pointless quibbles about how it’s “not right” and “unethical.” But do you want to make money or quibble about pointless shit ...
  • Old people want to regulate crypto
    21 Nov 2021 • 17 min read • 5 2
    It’s been a while since we followed the adventures in cryptoland, so we return to our regularly scheduled programming this week. Crypto regulating we going to do! The modern stock market has been over...
  • Everything is China maal
    14 Nov 2021 • 14 min read • 9 5
    Maal means stuff. My neighbour’s son hadn’t done his homework—when asked why, the kid replied because of supply chain issues. Except for some dock workers who used to scream “supply chain” when they w...
  • Wish you a happy and scammy Diwali
    05 Nov 2021 • 2 min read • 1 0
    Happy Diwali🪔 to everyone except the honest and upright people. Know this; you honest guys are the root cause of income inequality in the world. By not redistributing income (scamming and defrauding ...
  • The great inversion
    31 Oct 2021 • 8 min read • 6 1
    I’m sick and tired of writing some opening paragraphs. So just imagine something blah, blah blah. This post might break in your inbox because Mercury is in retrograde. So, here’s the link to the post....
  • Grift, for lack of a better word, is good
    24 Oct 2021 • 12 min read • 0 6
    Blow the Trump...ets Let's say you're an aspiring income redistributor (scamster), sorry entrepreneur, and you want to become rich without doing anything, what do you do? Like I have told you many tim...
  • It's only a scam if you get caught
    17 Oct 2021 • 24 min read • 6 4
    Hi there, you unsmart person, you are welcome. I’m the king of the best post openings! With this version of Tipsheet, I just increased your IQ by 7.8 points. You’re welcome. I was on a break because I...
  • The golden age of grift and fraud
    03 Oct 2021 • 18 min read
    I can write an intro but I choose not to. My friends often call me the most humblest person they have the honour and privilege of knowing. It is out of the same humility, I’m saying I’m quite wisdomou...
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