the wall street jordan

𝓵𝓵 𝓬øø𝓵 𝓳ordan
thoughtful contemplation posted irregularly
Created 18 Feb 2021
  • i get sad (YOU KNOW I GET SAD)
    25 Nov 2021 • < 1 min read • 2 0
    the world is bad! covid still doing her lil nasty thing but now she is linked up with the original baddie miss cold and flu season. peppa pig is once again snubbed by the academy. jared leto is still ...
  • red (jordan's version)
    12 Nov 2021 • 10 min read • 2 0
    “musically and lyrically, red resembled a heartbroken person. it was all over the place. a fractured mosaic of feelings that all fit together in the end. happy, free, confused, lonely, devastated, eup...
  • puths, he did it again!
    09 Nov 2021 • < 1 min read • 1 0
    2018 spotify secret genius award winner (and should be grammy award winner for his contributions to the perfect pop album aka katy perry’s teenage dream) benny blanco is down one follower on tiktok wh...
  • peaks and valleys: october 2021
    04 Nov 2021 • 10 min read • 3 0
    to quote my guiding light tiffany pollard, “BYE, PUMPKIN!!!!!” hot girl summer is fully beginning to lose her grip on the weather as we slink into the most wonderful time of the year, sad girl wall (w...
  • halloween is for the ghouls and slays
    01 Nov 2021 • 12 min read • 3 2
    hottieween is in full session. somehow we continued on even after the master of ceremonies matt lauer1 was booted from the job and off the face of our flat earth. officialseanpenn A post shared by Off...
  • jamie lynn spears needs to shut the fuck up!!!!!
    26 Oct 2021 • < 1 min read • 1 0
    jamie lynn spears turned 30 years old this year. her older sister is britney jean spears aka The Pop Princess! britney first began skyrocketing to superstardom when young JL was still nailing down her...
  • celebrities can be a little rude, as a treat
    23 Oct 2021 • 3 min read • 6 0
    for once, us weekly is on the right side of herstory. celebrities are just like us. in that they need oxygen, water, and food to survive. and that sometimes they have a bad (or no bones, if you will) ...
  • ladies, leave your man at home (and off the grid)
    17 Oct 2021 • 2 min read • 4 0
    beyoncé has this little game she plays with me where she tries to get me to like photos of jay-z. she will do multiple photo dumps periodically (more recently, mrs. z is giving us lots of Content quit...
  • everybody talks: october 2021
    16 Oct 2021 • < 1 min read • 1 0
    demi lovato is once again the internet’s punching bag. this time, because she said “aliens” is derogatory when referring to extraterrestrials. let the record show i stand with demi! we will be amy ada...
  • DEATH! to them all: lou taylor
    11 Oct 2021 • < 1 min read • 2 0
    girlboss. gaslight. gatekeep. for some, that is simply a meme. for others, a lifestyle. our girlboss louise taylor falls into the latter category. what can be said about lou taylor that has not alread...
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