Top Chef, Not Top Scallop

Randall Colburn
Top Chef
Created 29 Mar 2021
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  • Candied squash
    03 Jul 2021 • 11 min read • 8 5
    Welcome to Top Chef, Not Top Scallop, the world’s greatest Top Chef recap blog. This is a review of the Top Chef: Portland finale. My name is Randall Colburn and I am going to make fun of Richard Blai...
  • Programming note!
    01 Jul 2021 • < 1 min read • 3 3
    As I mentioned in my last recap, I’m on vacation and won’t be able to write about the finale until Saturday. Sorry for the delay, but please feel free to pop in the comments and tell us who you think ...
  • Crab fat tortilla
    25 Jun 2021 • 8 min read • 4 3
    Welcome to Top Chef, Not Top Scallop, the world’s greatest Top Chef recap blog. This is a review of Top Chef: Portland, episode 12. My name is Randall Colburn and I am going to make fun of Richard Bla...
  • The workhorse of cheeses
    18 Jun 2021 • 8 min read • 6 0
    Welcome to Top Chef, Not Top Scallop, the world’s greatest Top Chef recap blog. This is a review of Top Chef: Portland, episode 11. My name is Randall Colburn and I am going to make fun of Richard Bla...
  • EVERYBODY IS CRYING
    11 Jun 2021 • 9 min read • 4 1
    Welcome to Top Chef, Not Top Scallop, the world’s greatest Top Chef recap blog. This is a review of Top Chef: Portland, episode 11. My name is Randall Colburn and I am going to make fun of Richard Bla...
  • Last Chance Kitchen finale: Umeboshi to spare
    07 Jun 2021 • 3 min read • 6 3
    Welcome to Top Chef, Not Top Scallop, the world’s greatest Top Chef recap blog. This is a recap of Portland’s last two episodes of Last Chance Kitchen. Read my recap of last week’s LCK here and the la...
  • Blood in the pickles
    04 Jun 2021 • 7 min read • 7 1
    Welcome to Top Chef, Not Top Scallop, the world’s greatest Top Chef recap blog. This is a review of Top Chef: Portland, episode 10. My name is Randall Colburn and I am going to make fun of Richard Bla...
  • Last Chance Kitchen: Tom CARlicchio
    29 May 2021 • 2 min read • 4 6
    Welcome to Top Chef, Not Top Scallop, the world’s greatest Top Chef recap blog. This is a recap of Portland’s Last Chance Kitchen, “Start Your Engines.” Read my recap of last week’s LCK here and the l...
  • Hipster ingredients
    28 May 2021 • 9 min read • 3 5
    Welcome to Top Chef, Not Top Scallop, the world’s greatest Top Chef recap blog. This is a review of Top Chef: Portland, episode 9. My name is Randall Colburn and I am going to make fun of Richard Blai...
  • Last Chance Kitchen: Let's get progressive
    27 May 2021 • 2 min read • 4 2
    Welcome to Top Chef, Not Top Scallop, the world’s greatest Top Chef recap blog. This is a recap of Portland’s Last Chance Kitchen, “Three Perfect Bites.” Read my recap of last week’s LCK here and the ...
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