Two Feet More

Sarah Bland
I worry that the HOA will send me a letter about my lawn.
Created 25 Aug 2021
  • Photo albums and family trees
    24 Sep 2021 • 1 min read
    When I was little, one thing I enjoyed doing was to sit with my grandparents and go through old photographs of our family. They had these yellowing photo albums with black and white photos, arranged i...
  • A plea to vaccinate
    10 Sep 2021 • 3 min read
    I don’t know what to say that I haven’t already said since this started in the beginning of 2020. If you and I haven’t caught up in years, I studied public health 2013-2015 and was grateful to intern ...
  • Fresh vs. Stale Hell
    02 Sep 2021 • 1 min read
    Increasing COVID numbers in the second year of this shit show pandemic Hospitals running out of vents (again) Hospitals understaffed Watching the end of a shitty war and a country falling to religious...
  • Family and culture
    01 Sep 2021 • 2 min read
    Bradley brought a homework assignment that Krystal said I would need to help with. As this has been a busier than normal work week, I wasn’t too excited about the prospect of helping with homework, bu...
  • Baby's first little league game
    27 Aug 2021 • < 1 min read
    In the list of firsts for us #surpriseparents, Bradley had his first little league game last night. Now, he did little league when he was 5 years old, living with his mom and step dad, and he loved it...
  • Remember Xanga?
    25 Aug 2021 • 1 min read
    Online journaling was my jam starting in middle school. I hated to handwrite my journal; I’m a southpaw so my handwriting is painful. As an ISFJ and only child, I liked to get my thoughts down on some...
  • I'm mostly worried about cutting grass before our HOA sends us a letter.
    25 Aug 2021 • < 1 min read
    Welcome to Two Feet More by me, Sarah Bland. My wife adopted a cat while I was under general anesthesia. COVID19 somehow turned us into sudden parents of a 10 year old. I work in healthcare, I think. ...
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