The Weirdy Wordy

Mike V.
The Official Newspaper of the Fictional Town of Oddland, USA.
Created 16 Oct 2020
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  • Weirdy Wordy No. 40 - September 28th, 2021
    29 Sep 2021 • 5 min read • 2 0
    NEWS Mayor Gilbrandt Approves Plans to De-Oxygenate City Atmosphere Signed, sealed, delivered. By: Harnvarn Thurgood MUNICIPAL BUILDING, MAIN ST. - After what can only be called a literal melee, mayor...
  • Weirdy Wordy No. 39 - September 22nd, 2021
    22 Sep 2021 • 6 min read • 6 0
    NEWS New Drug Usage Increasing Rapidly, Oddland PD Warns DRUGS By: Harnvarn Thurgood ODDLAND POLICE DEPARTMENT - Following the release of last month’s arrest statistics, the Oddland PD Spokes Bot2100 ...
  • Weirdy Wordy No. 38 - September 15th, 2021
    15 Sep 2021 • 6 min read • 2 0
    NEWS In Anticipation of Autumn, Pumpkins Now Legally Deemed as Pets Just hangin’ out at the local dog park. By: Harnvarn Thurgood MUNICIPAL BUILDING, MAIN ST. - The City Council, the leader of the cit...
  • Weirdy Wordy No. 37 - September 8th, 2021
    08 Sep 2021 • 5 min read • 9 3
    NEWS Monday’s Sunset Filled With Snakes What great horrors slither towards us? By: Margaret Applehill GREATER ODDLAND AREA - Pure, absolute terror came to Oddland on Monday afternoon as the entirety o...
  • Weirdy Wordy No. 36 - September 1st, 2021
    01 Sep 2021 • 5 min read • 2 2
    NEWS Mayor Gilbrandt and City Council Issue Joint Congratulations to The Steeped Bean Best Bean Blast in town. By: Harnvarn Thurgood MUNICIPAL BUILDING, MAIN ST. - A rare joint congratulations was sen...
  • No. 35 - August 25th, 2021
    25 Aug 2021 • 6 min read • 4 2
    NEWS Tornadonians Demand Equal Rights The Tornadonians tend to be a bit dramatic. By: Janet Wu MUNICIPAL BUILDING, MAIN ST. - After a flurry of protests which resulted in thousands of dollars in damag...
  • No. 34 - August 18th, 2021
    18 Aug 2021 • 6 min read • 5 0
    NEWS Report Confirms Our Greatest Fear: Ghosts Are Real and Are Naked All The Time We are never alone, they are never clothed. By: Mita Rajnan OUR NIGHTMARES - The Science Factory has released a damni...
  • No. 33 - August 11th, 2021
    11 Aug 2021 • 5 min read • 3 1
    NEWS Former Mayor Szymanski Passes Away of Natural Causes Rest in peace, sweet mayor. By: Harnvarn Thurgood ODDLAND CEMETERY OF HEROES - Former mayor Reginald “Reggie” Szymanski, mayor of Oddland for ...
  • No. 32 - August 4th, 2021
    04 Aug 2021 • 6 min read • 5 1
    NEWS South Oddland Wants to Merge With Oddland Proper The dividing line between the two towns. By: Janet Wu ODDLANDS BORDER - The city planning advisory special task-force subdivision for South Oddlan...
  • No. 31 - July 28th, 2021
    28 Jul 2021 • 5 min read • 7 4
    NEWS Harvey Gilbrandt Emerges after 35 Years Lost at Sea Part of Harvey Gilbrandt’s raft he crafted to save himself. By: Harnvarn Thurgood BROKEN TURTLESHELL BEACH - Harvey Gilbrandt, the traditionall...
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