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Progressiver Than Thou

Joab Moss
A loving (and hating) parody of American politics and culture.
Created 01 Jan 2021
  • Glossary of Internet Discourse
    05 Jun 2021 • < 1 min read
    Are you ok?: A great way to save face by changing the focus to your opponent’s emotional stability. Asshat: Inconsiderate or anti-social person. It is illegal to use this term outside Reddit. Bot: A d...
  • The Sinking of Karen von Bismarck
    28 May 2021 • < 1 min read
    Military History Now @MilHistNow RIGHT NOW in 1941, the German battleship Bismarck is destroyed in the North Atlantic. Of the 2,200 sailors aboard, only 114 survive. May 27th 2021129 Retweets633 Likes...
  • Internet Leftists: A Glossary
    15 May 2021 • 1 min read
    Activism: Tweeting platitudes all day and raising money on Patreon. Bernie Bro: A fiction created by moderate Democrats. Anyone who believes in it is a low-information (see below) progress-suffocating...
  • Breakfast Hours
    06 May 2021 • 4 min read • 1 0
    April 30, 2021 A protest outside Austin City Hall, 11:24 am HOMES NOT HANDCUFFS! HOMES NOT HANDCUFFS! HOMES NOT HANDCUFFS! So a young man chanted with the crowd. They were protesting a proposition tha...
  • Poetry to Awoken to
    15 Apr 2021 • < 1 min read
    Ode to fallen protester bearing paint @SCOOTERCASTER (FNTV) @ScooterCasterNY Protester Just Fell off the building while climbing Chase Bank in Manhattan to #StopLine3 April 2nd 20211,784 Retweets7,120...
  • An update from Austin, Texas
    20 Feb 2021 • 4 min read
    [seriouspost sorry] I was almost completely without power for three days amidst historic winter weather (for Texas). This was a one-two-three-four punch. Persistent subfreezing temperatures, no power,...
  • Confrontation on the Burnside Bridge
    12 Feb 2021 • < 1 min read
    As me and my buddies faced down the antiracists, a slogan gathered momentum, I can’t remember which. Steeling ourselves, Hayden yelled a slogan of our own, and his elbow grazed my arm. I almost forgot...
  • Elon Musk said something.
    10 Feb 2021
    Elon Musk.
  • Pretty Congresswoman
    07 Feb 2021 • 5 min read
    January 29, 2021 “… and like, the thing about this policy, is that it’s really important. You guys need to call your local representatives and tell them to vote for it!” Pretty Congresswoman (PCW) sai...
  • White Paint
    05 Feb 2021 • 1 min read
    Ballard District, Seattle Jimmy added a final coat of paint to his RV, and he went inside. “It’s finished. Go look at it,” he said to his wife. She herself had just finished stripping a catalytic conv...